Please man, on graduation don't punch me,
and when I learn to drive, don't crutch me.
But you can hump me, feed me your diploma,
and we'll do like they do in North Dakota.
You know Rolinda, that hoe from New Orleans?
She got what she gets when she's John whorin'!
Bonecollector, if you come in here and are scoring,
don't drop links, or I'll drop you like ham storing!