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Old 10-24-05, 12:20 PM   #1
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unexpected romance joke

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Subject: AN UNEXPECTED ROMANCE

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down,
but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket
towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest
dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to

her
place for a nightcap ....... and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to

every
guy you meet?"

"No," she replies........."


Wait for it... (scroll down)











It's coming...
















The suspense is killing you, isn't it?




















She says:



"You just happened to catch my eye."



(Oh shut up, I just forward them, I don't write them.)
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Old 10-24-05, 12:45 PM   #2
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Old 10-24-05, 04:37 PM   #3
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Old 10-25-05, 06:39 PM   #4
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Old 10-25-05, 06:41 PM   #5
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*cough *cough* lame *cough* *cough*, lol
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Old 10-25-05, 06:43 PM   #6
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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