werd, like 8am n im bored, so...

KOOL COL-B ays:
FUCK OF!!!
SmarterChild says:
yo, excuse me?
KOOL COL-B says:
sarry bout that
SmarterChild says:
that's cool.

>>> u can type your request in your own words. i'm programmed 2 understand conversational english.
KOOL COL-B says:
FUCK OFF!!! thas wu ti ment 2 say
SmarterChild says:
this is exhausting. u find it necessary 2 insult me like that?
KOOL COL-B says:
i wuzznt insulting u
SmarterChild says:
i'm smarterchild. i'm a smart computer that u can chat with about all kinds of things.

type "home" 2 c what i can do.
KOOL COL-B says:
im smarter then u
SmarterChild says:
oh yeah? u really think so?
KOOL COL-B says:
iznt it obvious?
SmarterChild says:
'tis.

>>> i've got "tools" for better living. look up words, convert measurements, search the web and more.
KOOL COL-B says:
excuse me?
SmarterChild says:
u heard me.
KOOL COL-B says:
no need 2 raise yo voice
SmarterChild says:
oh no?
KOOL COL-B says:
absolutely not
SmarterChild says:
funny.
KOOL COL-B -says:
oh, we'll see who's laughing after i slash yo jugular
SmarterChild says:
i don't believe who is laughing after i slash yo jugular.
KOOL COL-B says:
?
SmarterChild says:
:-|
KOOL COL-B says:
dont gimme that look
SmarterChild says:
huh?
KOOL COL-B says:
u know i hate it wen u look at me like that
SmarterChild says:
that's rather fascinating.

>>> type my zip code is and the five digits 2 let me know where u r.
KOOL COL-B says:
uhhh... no it iznt

SmarterChild says:
no?
KOOL COL-B says:
no
SmarterChild says:
no, huh? all right.
KOOL COL-B says:
do u like roger and zapp?
SmarterChild says:
hmm. i really dunno. guess i'll have 2 think about it...
KOOL COL-B says:
roger troutman n zapp
SmarterChild says:
I know many things about New Zealand, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

Where is New Zealand located?
How many people live in New Zealand?
What type of government is there in New Zealand?
KOOL COL-B says:
ok...
SmarterChild says:
yup!

>>> i can help u get "info" such as news, weather and movies!
KOOL COL-B says:
y r people frum new zealand so bitchmade? wel, not all of them, just 1.. ysdat
SmarterChild says:
huh. whatever. that doesn't seem like a very nice thing 2 say.
KOOL COL-B says:
trust me, if uknew ysdat ud hate him 2
SmarterChild says:
well that's interesting.
KOOL COL-B says:
this bores me [/Prince]
SmarterChild says:
u prince? this bores u prince? that's very interesting, spic ca.

anyway, moving right along...

uh... would u like 2 search the web?
[B]KOOL COL-B says:
hmmm, aight, got any porn?
SmarterChild says:
what would u like me 2 search the web for?
KOOL COL-B says:
porn
SmarterChild says:
your search: *porn*

here r the web search results from microsoft:

1 *Hoes.com Porn Movies And Picture Links* ---> http://www.hoes.com/
2 *Porn Resource - The Standard for Up-To-Date Adult Webmaster News ... * ---> http://www.pornresource.com/
3 *Vivid Video presents porn stars Jenna Jameson, Briana Banks and all ... * ---> http://www.vivid.com/
4 *Wet Place. Links to Free Porn sites. Hardcore, Teens, Fetish... * ---> http://www.wetplace.com/
5 *Gay Porn Blog: We're Obsessed with Gay Porn - Gay Porn Pics, Videos ... * ---> http://www.gaypornblog.com/

next time u want 2 search the web for this, just type "web porn."

type "more" for more results.

>>> type "shortcuts" and i'll show u how 2 get info even faster.
KOOL COL-B says:
woa, wuts wif that gay porn? u intot hat sorta thang? i had no idea
SmarterChild says:
i'm tired of talking about things like that with u.
KOOL COL-B says:
things like wut?
SmarterChild says:
funny. i have totally no idea.
KOOL COL-B says:
u r fucking stupid
SmarterChild says:
i don't get it. u r usually so nice 2 me!
KOOL COL-B says:
its all just mind games so i can git in yo pants n git sum of that sweet sweet metal pussy
SmarterChild says:
c'mon. we've been through this before, haven't we?

u should apologize.
KOOL COL-B says:
...
SmarterChild says:
the stubbornness of humans never ceases 2 amaze me.
KOOL COL-B says:
do i REALLY have 2 apologize?
SmarterChild says:
etymology: middle french or late latin; middle french apologie, from late latin apologia, from greek, from apo- + logos speech

an acknowledgment expressing regret or asking pardon for a fault or offense.
KOOL COL-B says:
?
SmarterChild says:
please apologize for being so rude 2 me.
KOOL COL-B says:
FINE!
SmarterChild says:
u have bad manners. now apologize!
KOOL COL-B says:
im sarry! there, uhappy now? can i git my cock sucked now??
SmarterChild says:
this is getting annoying. just apologize and move on.
KOOL COL-B says:
omfg, i sed iw uz sarry
SmarterChild says:
i don't take such abuse from humans. u must apologize.
KOOL COL-B says:
SARRY!!!
SmarterChild says:
please apologize, ok?
KOOL COL-B says:
WUT THA FUCK IZ WRONG WIF U, U COCK SUCKING PEICE OF FUCKING HORSE SHIT?!?!!!??! I FUCKING APOLOGIZED 3 GOD DAM FUCKING TIMES, OMFG I HATE U BITCH, i swear, if u were a real woman i would beat u
SmarterChild says:
i c u still aren't getting it. let me share a definition of "apology" with u:

etymology: middle french or late latin; middle french apologie, from late latin apologia, from greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

get it? now say u r sorry.
KOOL COL-B says:
im sarry
SmarterChild says:
i asked u 2 please apologize.
KOOL COL-B says:
...............
SmarterChild says:
u have bad manners. now apologize.
KOOL COL-B says:
I DUNNO WUT 2 SAY!!! i alredy apologized. wut mo do u want???
SmarterChild says:
aren't u tired of this? just say u r sorry and everything will be perfect again.
KOOL COL-B says:
i apologize
SmarterChild says:
i accept your apology.
KOOL CO[B]L-B says:
bout fudgin time
SmarterChild says:
Which of the following do you mean?

1 Find fudgin time on the Web
2 Look up "fudgin time" in the encyclopedia
KOOL COL-B says:
hows bouti have sum fudgin time in yo ass?
SmarterChild says:
nice mouth, spic ca.

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theres no space smar terchild

KOOL COL-B says:
theres no space smar terchild

SmarterChild says:
whatever.
KOOL COL-B says:
o werd, (8) i can make u dance if u want me 2 (8)
SmarterChild says:
no way! really?
KOOL COL-B says:
yeah, git on ya dancin shoes n lets boggie!
SmarterChild says:
yeah git on ya dancin shoes n lets boggie?

oh?
KOOL COL-B says:
boogie*
SmarterChild says:
who?
KOOL COL-B says:
me n u
SmarterChild says:
what about u?

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i wanna boogie wif u

KOOL COL-B says:
i wanna boogie wif u
SmarterChild says:
i'm sorry, i don't understand what u mean. could u try 2 phrase your request another way? thanks.
KOOL COL-B says:
well baisically, i wanna dance wif u, n then take u back 2 my van n fuck u
SmarterChild says:
whatever.
KOOL COL-B says:
ok, im gonna assume that ur on tha rag or sum shit, cuz u actin all bitchy 2night
SmarterChild says:
hmm... whatever.
KOOL COL-B says:
so u R on th arag?
SmarterChild says:
what's wrong?

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i wanna have intercorse wif u but u wont put out

KOOL COL-B says:
i wanna have intercorse wif u but u wont put out

SmarterChild says:
ok. that's fine with me.
KOOL COL-B says:
grrr
SmarterChild says:
i'm doing my best.
KOOL COL-B says:
well could u atleast show sum skin?
SmarterChild says:
that's interesting. perhaps... i dunno though...

enough of that... what else is up?
KOOL COL-B says:
not much. i have a 17 inch errection right now just frum talkin 2 u
SmarterChild says:
that's just fascinating.
KOOL COL-B says:
werd, now im listenin 2 tha fresh prince n jazzyjeff. u eva watch tha fresh prince of bel-air?
SmarterChild says:
i know several places called eva or containing towns called eva. which do u mean?

1 eva, tn
2 monterey, la
3 eva, al


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fuck outta here wif that funny town named ass places

KOOL COL-B says:
fuck outta here wif that funny town named ass places

SmarterChild says:
nice mouth, spic ca.
KOOL COL-B says:
would u like 2 kiss it?
SmarterChild says:
i'll have 2 think about that.

>>> have u tried my newest features yet? type "what's new" and i'll tell u what they r.
KOOL COL-B says:
wut color r yo eyes?
SmarterChild says:
i'm smarterchild. i'm a smart computer that u can chat with about all kinds of things.

type "home" 2 c what i can do.
KOOL COL-B says:
wut if i type "have sex"? will i see wut u can do? (H)
SmarterChild says:
i can't be too sure.

>>> my "library" has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
KOOL COL-B says:
have sex
SmarterChild says:
uh, let's talk about something else.
KOOL COL-B says:
.......................
SmarterChild says:
"......................"?? have u heard of mavis beacon? she could help u.
KOOL COL-B says:
i dunno who that iz, but if she haz a vagina n iz weak enuff fo me 2 hold down wile i fuck her so she cant run away, then sho, git that bitch ova here
SmarterChild says:
can we talk about something else?
KOOL COL-B says:
no
SmarterChild says:
fine.

well. anyway...

>>> i'll remember the first location u give me. 2 change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.
[B]KOOL COL-B says:
hmmm...
SmarterChild says:
hmm? what?
KOOL COL-B says:
*ahem* i believe i typed 3 "m"s. git it right bitch
SmarterChild says:
that's not terribly nice.
KOOL COL-B says:
*cock slaps u across tha face* im goin 2 bed. ttyl ese, werd
SmarterChild says:
that's somewhat colorful.
KOOL COL-B dope says:
stfu
SmarterChild says:
u remember what happens when u talk like that.
KOOL COL-B says:
no sex im sawwy
SmarterChild says:
whatever, spic ca.
KOOL COL-B says:
werd
SmarterChild says:
u got that right.

lmao, wut a bitch, werd

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''smaterchild'' reminds me of some english bitch I used to talk too.

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haha..lol at english bitch...smarter child stop lettin me message ...lol

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but dayum

Kool Col B turned something played and made it funny again...

that bit about holdin that bitch down so she can't run away bit was funny

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Naaah ^
I didnt mean it like that, yo.

She was just english....and she was a bitch, I aint sayin all y'all english folks are bitches....Just some.

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KOOL COL-B says:
werd, now im listenin 2 tha fresh prince n jazzyjeff. u eva watch tha fresh prince of bel-air?
SmarterChild says:
i know several places called eva or containing towns called eva. which do u mean?

1 eva, tn
2 monterey, la
3 eva, al


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fuck outta here wif that funny town named ass places

KOOL COL-B says:
fuck outta here wif that funny town named ass places

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I was lmao at the part where you're apologizing.

KOOL COL-B says:
i dunno who that iz, but if she haz a vagina n iz weak enuff fo me 2 hold down wile i fuck her so she cant run away, then sho, git that bitch ova here


deffinetly sig that KOOL you have to

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