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Old 06-15-06, 11:36 AM   #1
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kinda corny joke

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A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to
sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched
and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with
the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of
rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike,
rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and
he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving
his life.
The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)

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"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"
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Old 06-15-06, 11:45 AM   #2
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lmao tight yo.

and word why you get of AIM?
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Old 06-15-06, 12:02 PM   #3
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i didnt fool i thought you did...........ill try again
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Old 06-15-06, 12:06 PM   #4
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^obviously it was you ~_~
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Old 06-15-06, 03:03 PM   #5
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And this didnt go in my riddle me this thread because lol...but it was a good one....
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