Originally Posted by SPuL v.s Pryhme- BBL Contendership match

Ok, I admit. F'real, I might be rattled

Cuz you'll have twice the BRAGGIN WRITES as me...

... if he votes in this battle

I'm Precize when I Merc. My Pens Ill, so Eudead, g

Cuz SPuL wilmer deryou...

... and those are just 6 of the cats you can't beat

This kid a myspace groupie, man. This shit's some utter nonsense

So when I leave a bulletin him.. he'll just rush to leave me comments

God used the alphabet to give him a sign. Just listen, and you can see

Should he continue rapping?..

... For the answer, look two letters before P

Bitches say yes to me 24/7/365, don't play me yo

While that number above ^^^ is your maybe/yes/no ratio

This kid's lonely as a fuck. A virgin, I could of sworn

Only time PC a trojan...

..is from looking at internet porn

The critcis never lie. They can't get enough of this guy

Cuz if it's thumbs up for Phryme... he's just hitching a ride

He reps it like he hood. pleaseeee... this kid is finished

He's not a G..P A nerd...

... and got ^^^^ one higher than his win percentage

Your record don't mean shit, you can ask a friend or 2

6-1 is just the height my uppercut'll send you too

I noticed you bit Meth's style, you can bet that he'd be mad

Cuz P.O.D's on ^^ so much...

.......^^^ the whole band checked into rehab

I'm a beast. Knockin' your ass flat out in the worst way

I'll leave you with such a smashing L,P..

... it'll go platinum on the first day



EZ

Originally Posted by SPuL v.s Mark Blaze

aiight see....



They say life's a game of cards, and my poker face known to scare

So I'ma leave Aze hit... like I just flopped an ace-pair

I'm a legend in this shit, but I ain't cocky, I've been giving

I opened doors for future vets...

...while ^^^ that's what you do for your living

Your verses are crap, son, and if you dare to step again

I'll beat the shit out of you.. and leave myself a no-show win

Don't bother askin him questions, he can't give you any knowledge

Cuz MBA loser to such a degree..

.... it ^^^ HAD to come from Community College

I'm dope and he's wack. Even his team knows, but won't tell him

So while winnings my TradeMark<-- that's just what his team be yellin'

I've finally broken thru. I'll get my props next week, no doubt

Cuz I just made a mark in this leauge...

... get so embarrassed that he'll sign-out



EZ

Originally Posted by SPuL v.s JTR (Mack Battle)

I went 28, son. g/l...



*looks at Jack's girl and laughs*



yo...

Your girls a slut. No lie, I mean it guy

She known for takin' in a foot..

.. and I ain't talkin' bout penis size!

Your girl's loose. It's charades, when she make you feel big

I call her Hannibal, the way she known for eating the kids

Your bitch's lips so cold. They makin' my pain ease

She givin' me head so fast, that I be getting a brain freeze

So... if you fail to please, she won't frown, cuz there's a line

She like dominoes..

.. she'll go down one at a time!

You know I'm lovin' this dime, cuz she a damn good rider man

Makin' me spray out that stringy stuff, like I was spiderman

But enough of that bitch, with chicks, I'm upright and center

And nah, I ain't a bum<-- that's just where I'm gon enter

No lie, I'm like a tampon. I'm being serious

Women want me up in there atleast once a month, period

I'm a master in this pimp shit. Wooing the dames

I pull so many tricks...

... that I put Houdini to shame

I do this pimp shit on my own. Never taught to act

I throw out better game, then MVP quarterbacks

Bitches all be hating cuz they know that I'm a mack, son

But I ain't pissed off<-- that's just a result of last nights action

Ladies fall to my feet, I got their hearts and I can bet..

The way everyone digging this mac...

.. Microsoft's starting to sweat

Bitches say yes to me 24/7/365, don't play me yo

While that number above ^^ is your maybe/yes/no ratio

Bitches know my name by heart. All do, except for this chick

Who kept my name in her mouth all night...

... I guess she mistook me for a Dick

I'ma pimp, while you a homo, son. We all know that's a fact

I ram the pussy till they need first aids<-- while that's what you'll contract



*tosses used condom at JTR*



EZ

Originally Posted by SPuL v.s Krypitkal- RBL Tourney Elite 8

Quote:





Originally Posted by Kryptikal in my match last week v.s Blackdef



I can’t count the times I found my lines in these scoundrels rhymes





the only bar they’d roll with while readin yur verse scrolls down to mines







vs







Last round you got a chump, but not this round. I guess, you're fucked





Shit, you prolly could get enough exercise, by just pushing your luck!





With uzi's or razor blades? kid, you ain't seen me at my worst





I'll make this shit a horror movie... so it's no wonder this black'll die first!






eh.. i thought black would have this.. v- spul
















^^Watch me Kerry myself to victory, while that's who he's like as you'll see

He told me I lost that match... yet he was the one who voted for me

I'll be throwin' the heat... you either likin' it, or die

So watch me put this K on the board...

... like I was strikin' out the side!

this kid's a fag for going against me. My lines? Most of 'em dope

You drop heat? Guess that makes you the first dude who toasted his soap

Get your mind involved in it, son. This the time to prove what you about

..Mine's ^^^^ in brainstorm season...

... while K's is obviously in the midst of an eternal drought!

Get real, it's the semi's, kid. Ain't no way you beatin' me now

For victory, I got the right Criteria<--- while that's just who you won't face next round

This kid can't take a loss with class... always tends to bitch

The only time I've seen Kryp whin...

.. is when there's an E at the end of it!

Kryp's an ugly motherfucka... the chicks never come his way

So if losing's a bitch... I guess today's your lucky day!

This shit's an epic, kid, so journal it!! Be good for days

Yea, I know Kal-logs the loss.....

.... but that don't mean you Special, K!

I heard I'm not the only one who could kill you, ckuz. You live next to bloods, don't forget

I'm bringing heat, that'll make Kryp walk <--- and get him shot for reppin' the wrong set!



EZ

Originally Posted by SPuL v.s E.C.

and he from UK if you ain't know...



but let's go:



You know the fans hate you, so you 'bout to throw a fit

So when the fans show me adore... I'll just kick you out of it

It's hard when you're the best, man, they all gunnin' for you

Your chances of winning are fat...

... so it's no wonder you're runnin' to lose!

Your audio's garbage.Foreel, how cheesy was it?

At losing, just like the sayin', man, we all kno E.C. does it!

This battle's just like poker, yo, you know I'm raising, right?

I'ma fish for chips...

... no stupid, don't get out your fork and knife!

You got like 20 disses against you, damn, you must be hated, dyke

Peeped your pics, it's no wonder why you sound so constipated on the mic

Got here by no-shows, I'm sorry, now I'ma pound you

Your luck is runnin' out...

... and so is everyone around you!

Your audios suck, so does your text, you won't get far

Cuz your journey tripped down a-hole, and I ain't talkin' bout what you are

Your style is weak, man, you're a pass. Ain't got me trippin'

Cuz it's E.C. to SEE E, and I ain't talkin' 'bout name flippin'!

Originally Posted by SPuL v.s Vaskez

^nice verse yo.. but word just know that nitrous oxide is laughing gas.



aiight let's go:









I'll make you dissapear in front of a crowd, leave your ass messed

I'd have to knock their teeth out, to have 'em screaming "Vas-kez!?!"*

It's like I'm spitting with a fury, the way I'll have you leanin', fool

To each his own...

............ so I'll drown Kez in his gene pool!

This ain't RV Survivor, but I'ma be snuffin' Kez out

He might not be thinkin' bout losing, but he gon be losing this bout

Behind every great man's, a great woman, 'member that rule?

So if your girl's a hoe...

..................then it's no suprise you're a fuckin' tool!

The joke is up, man, it's over, I'm spearin' this gimmick

Take a look at your avy, even he tired of hearing your lyrics

It's true, man, atlast... it's time to pack your bags

Who's winnin'? Vaskez?...

.............. hell nah, Vas, kez my ass!

You're knot what they want, so I'm bout to tie up loose ends

Cuz you're worse than barbie, we couldn't even buy you new friends

Vaskez? Now ain't that spanish? I ain't into exploration...

but...

You can't be runnin' this shit.....

............ you're too busy runnin' from immigration!

You're wasting your time online, kid, with text battles online

I ain't Jesus, but I'll knock you out, just to Savior time

This gon be far from a fight, just take a guess at who's winnin', dude

You can throw bows all you want...

................ but the arrows all pointin' at you!

D here there, all you do is laugh

Must be up on that nitrous oxide cuz it's plain to see you're gassed

You're tryin' to be rich in victory, but that ain't comin' bitch

Cuz..

Your win-dough of oppurtunity's closed...

..................like Flow was runnin' this!





*-where's kez?

Originally Posted by SPuL v.s JTR KORV 3 Finals

#1:





#2:





#3:



*picks up mic*



Yo...

Lookin' at him, it's hard to imagine he's in his late teens

With a nose that makes such a great point... it belongs on the debate team(3)

It's kinda funny how much of a fag you are, never getting imbersed

Man, I've never seen a homo joke...

................................................ until I saw you spittin' your verse!

His skill will NEVER peak, cuz we all kno that this guy's wack

Jack's the only dick you could beat... and not worry about the climax

Can't even commit suicide, JTR's a waste of space

He tried to cut his wrist...

...................till his hand went and smacked him in his face!(1)

You might be the punchline champ... but you still gon finish last

Yea, we all know you got a belt... leavin' marks all over your ass

Watch me rip this woodpecker, trying to peck away his foes

I ain't bending the truth...

............... you could do that alone, just with your nose!(3)

Keep saying that you're the best, you're gonna win. Quit being posh

You're joshin' us, but can't you see? No one ever likes to be Josh..ed

You're an idiot, kid.... it's on your back, and stickin', dude

We already kno you're signed....

......................................... that's why we're always kickin' you!



*stops and turns to nerdy lookin' white kid with a firetruck hand puppet*



And fuck you, 9th and truck, ya'll ain't in this battle, so I won't bother

Cuz..

Y'all couldn't even make ends meet... if y'all were butt humping eachother



*jizzes on them and turns back to Jack*



You're gonna taste defeat again with the way you're flowin', so back-off

It's plain to see I'm beating him single-handedly...

.................................................. ............the way I'm throwin' jack-off!

I ain't talkin' Oakland Raiders, when I say your games left in the Moss

Cuz no matter what you do ideal......... you another title loss

Ain't got a chance of winnin', when your spitting wack rhymes galore

You're prehistoric, so like your hat....

.................................................. .... I'ma leave this dino-saur!(2)

It's like T-Mac at road games, the way I'm putting this 1 away

I'm winnin', so no questions asked, when I say JT-R you gay

Your rhymes are less felt, then scratched up pool tables, you're lame

And..

We all know that UBISOFT.... and I ain't talkin' bout computer games!



*beat stops*



I'll leave you so far behind. My rhymes the illest, I come the meanest

You can't be the ruler of RV...

...................cuz you'll need miles to measure the margin between us!



*Pushes 9th and Firetruck off stage and tosses mic over to Jack*

Originally Posted by SPuL v.s N. Taverez aka Hotshh! KORV 3 final 4

word 3rd spul-hotshh match up in 3 KORV's. illy yo. gl Hot....





mic check... 1,2....



I'm 12 inches long. Ask your girl, she know what I'm about

I ain't talkin' bout abusin' hot's girls, when I say I'll put a foot in her mouth

So yo.... Brace yourself....... cuz you're soon to be knocked

You might have your key to victory...

...................................... but your door of oppurtunity's locked!

It ain't all about the seeds, but they could also provide a fact

Cuz when I put 3 over 2, you'll see I've more than one this match

So small-minded, it keeps shrinkin'. Damn, this dude is shit

This kid's out of his mind....

.......................................and I don't blame him for losing it!

Hot's like a doulble-headed coin, bring either one, you kno I'll rip them

I'm sorry, am I on your bad side? I couldn't tell the difference

I'll come shootin' at his head with fire, makin' this fucka duck

I don't need to be cool to get rid of Hot, whether...

.................................................. it's with jabs or uppercuts!

Hot knows he bout to get ripped, but he sticks around and tends to fight

But you don't need to be a streaker, for us to see that your ends in sight

You can't seem to get past this round, you're always trippin' on your laces

You must be feelin' pissy...

................................. the way urinal of the wrong places!

You're too full of yourself, I'm jus waitin' for your carton to spill

Your rhymes are point-less, so it's time you sharpen your skill

My punches be straight killers, ain't no way you testin' these

I'ma lay this kid flat out...

.....................................N watch Tava-rez in peace!

I'm so far ahead, watch as I easily put this kid to waste

It's plain to see he needs to ketchup, so watch as Hot dog's out this race

Watch as the seats be fillin', as I'll leave hot ripped and done

Cuz my rap success is buildin'...

................................ so I'll jus knock him off of one!

You keep thinkin' that you'll win... BULLSHIT!! You know you're cursed

You need to get your mind out of the gutter, and while you're there, pick up your verse

Nobody knows about this shit here, yo but I ain't playin' dude

I'ma peace out this puzzle...

.....................................while that's jus what KORV saying to you!

Originally Posted by SPuL v.s Nick Fletcher

you're gay for going 12 more than I said, but umm I matched you. And for former beef reasons I don't want Daubs voting on this.



mic check, 1, 2...



This kid makes little sense. Why does he rap? He's lackin' range

So watch me put this Nick away, like I was pocketing spare change

I can beat you with biblical references. Ain't in no mood to sin

So watch me hit you with a Cane...

................................................. and Abel myself to win!

I guess it's true, the US and UK might have shit in common, fuck

Cuz he ain't even from New York, but STILL, we know this Knick sucks

My punches stay sharp... so it's best that you don't try to spark it

I'll leave this kid with a knick on his chest...

....................................... like he be workin' at a market!

This kid keeps changing his name, so watch me beat this pest with ease

First King Solo, now my verse gon make Laza, rus in peace

You're wack.. And You Know This, I'ma leave your ass toast

Cuz you ain't got nothing on me....

.................................................. .. except 3,000 posts!

This match gon end up 5-0 me.. wherher or not you like it

N I C KO's in Fletcher's future, even tho I ain't pyschic

This kid can't take a loss nicely, always tends to bitch

The only time I've seen Nick whin..

........................ is when there's an E at the end of it!

You're poor, while my verse is money, always leavin' me rich

So while I'm stealin' the show, you just be stealin' from it

Your crew name proves your wack, man... I'll merk you all, just wait

Cuz your verses might trigger towns...

........................................... but mine trigger entire states!

Originally Posted by SPuL v.s DaTrusHurtz

16 yo. check it....



I'll give you your first loss, but don't hate me for giving

Cuz a SPuL spit shines, while that's how you make your living

Never a fan of Da. The holes I rip in him are the largest

Cuz the only time I need D.A....

... is if this kid files for rape charges

We all know you're a dickrider. Don't deny, we know you lie

The good die young... and I damn sure can't live if D's on my side

After this rippage, you'll be nobody. We all see your shit is meak

Actually, yea, you WILL be somebody...

... else's bitch next week

I be ownin' herbs daily. At that, you know I be a master

They'll have to evacuate Bush, the way I'm makin' D.C. a disaster

You best get aquainted to the ground, cuz my punches lower you to it

Cuz you didn't just take a step in the wrong direction...

...you packed up, and moved over to it

When you're on the stage to flow, you never hurtin the foes

So fucka Curtain call, we just call for the curtain to close

This is the battle of the week. Nobody knows who'll get the win

But in the end datruth will be told...

.. to fuckin' NEVER rap again!



EZ

Originally Posted by SPuL v.s JTR

Aiight all y'all need to kno is. B.A.C=Blood Alcohol content... .08 to .1 is considered legally intoxicate... also David Robinson of the Spurs. and wit that.... let's do this....



http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/6/jtr944.jpg

^his pic



I'ma re-kill Jack the Ripper, hope it don't go causin' riots

Man, you gon be losin', weight, but I ain't say you gonna dieyet

You're a drunk, and you're stupid, and you try to be a G

The only 4.0 you got in school.....

.................................................. ... was your B.A.C!!

Your spits are like the end of movies, cuz the drama's gone

I'ma leave you fast-en premature, like early ramadans!!

Your tourney spits sucked, don't wanna be a beef starter

But no wonder you look like Luke....

............................................. it's plain to see you got no farther!!

Pay attention to this beatin', even though it's poor for health

Don't let your mind go wanderin', it's to small to be out by itself

Jus look at yourself, man, fo reel, you're such a joke

I got a handle on my life... Yours?

.................................................. . It must have broke!!



damn, homie, you want more? aiight.... c'mon....



Your pic proves light's faster then sound, man, cuz you're weak

Cuz you looked really bright... untill you started to speak

You think you're full of talent, man, but no one's loathin' it

Yea, you started out wit nothin, and...

.............................................. you still got most of it!!!

You can think all you want, but this won't be a merry story

Now what? Got lost in thought? Must have been new territory

My lines are so ill, ain't no way you robbin' them

Leave you Spurrin' wit a 5-0 on your chest like Robinson



and i'm gone.......