First, let me just say that conkers is a game. You thread a shoe lace through a conker and lock it in, then you swing your conker at another dudes to see who's breaks first. That is for those who aren't clued in on that.


Now look faggot. I've beat you before, and I would have beaten you multiple times if you hadn't gayed up the last battle forcing me to close it because you were an annoying little fuck head. Don't act gay in this, and take your beating properly you gay ass piece of shit.



Check it,
I don't hate you.. so fuck your sig, I'll just make you lose face
'Coz I could conquer you, even without the fucking shoe lace
With the power fists, y'all can watch me toss this gay far
And I would locate your wackness.. but its obliterated the whole radar
See dude has switched his name.. but I'll still harm this jew
So yeah.. Fuck'a Name..
.. 'coz lord knows no girl would fuck any other part of you.
I used to be a boxer, but still I'll beat you and ya geeky mates
And I only stopped hittin' the old bag..
.. 'coz ya mom threatened to press charges for GBH.
You'll get raped.. and I'll alphabetise my blows for this class
So you can catch A. fist, B. for C.'ing my foot in ure ass
Damn, lets call this an NFL ball game.. and watch me beat the cowards
And its only the first quarter..
.. like the day ya father decided to give you a monthly allowance
Your weak dude, and I'm a pummel you... here's the truth..
I'll be giving you such a RAW beating, WWE ratings will go through the roof
I'm beat this faggot with minimal effort, dude you've got a bum rep
And they say herbs are the symbol for wackness..
... so that must make you the ENTIRE FUCKING DRUM SET!
Kid ure domesticated... a house bitch, I ain't lyin fam..
Ya see whilst they call me the Iron-Man, they just say ure dope with an iron, man!
So fuck it, I'm done battering you... and its got me feeling bored
But I'll leave you feeling a tight line.. as I choke you with a power cord.

pz, dude

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