so on 1 of my free's, i always go in my friend Nadia's art class n hang out wif her and this utha girl Adriana, so today they had a substitue teacher, n she didnt know that i wuzznt in that class, so i wuz sittin there watchin my friend draw shit, n tha teacher wuz talkin to me, cuz i wuzznt doin any work, n i didnt hear her at 1st, so she kinda raised her voice at me to git my attention, so then i looked at her n realized that she wuz talkin to me, so i look at her like "i am new foreign exchange student from Venezuela, mi familia wuz murdered by MS-13 in Caracas so i come to here and live wif Nadia and her familia to go to skool here" in this sexy spanish accent, n she just kinda looked at me wif this stupid look, n then Nadia n Adriana were tryin not to laugh so hard, but they played along, n Nadia's like "this iz Colby, he duzznt know much english" then she looked at me and wuz like "see Colby? paper, fold it in half like this" n im like "si, si! paper! muy bueno!" n then i started laying all these peices of paper all over tha floor, n they're like "no Colby, pick them up" n i just looked at them, and kept pointing at tha paper on tha floor fo them to look at it, n they kept tellin me to pick it up, so i did, then i folded it in half, then i opened it, n i wuz like "it spread open, like Nadia's legs. and iz color white, like Nadia's back massager..." n i put my hands in tha position of holding a... light saber... n started wigglin around like it wuz vibrating, n Nadia's like "no Colby, no, that stays in our house, dont talk about those things outside" n she wuz like, makin a house shape wif her hands, n then she looked at tha teacher like "u'll have to excuse him, he duzznt know english very good like i said, and just tries to repeat what he sees and hears" so then i walk up n slap Nadia and Adriana both on tha ass like "Hello!" n then Nadia's like "ummm, we're sapposed to take Colby on a tour of tha skool and show him around" n shit, so she let Nadia and Adriana leave class fo a while to give me a tour of tha skool, lmmfao, so we just went to tha smokin section n they smoked a ciggarette, haha. then we went back after a while, n tha substitues name wuz like, Mrs. Bromly or sumthin like that, so az im leaving at tha end of class, i gave her tha finger and said "goodbye Señorita Brokoli!" wif a big smile on my face, she just kinda nodded her head, ahahaha, it wuz so dope werd

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R.I.P. EAZY-E