My life is like a plate of rice...hot but so down boring
A wife would maybe make things nice...I'd hump instead of snoring
But these days breakups are the thing...she'd dump me like a trash can
And I can't take that kind of sting...so bump that idea fast and
Let me find a slice of peace in some deserted corner
Or else I'll have to live this piece an introverted mourner
It feels so good to spill my guts on scraps of cyber paper
An eel can flow far better...my butt craps a sniper caper
I diss you all the best I can...and as you know I'm whack
But I won't take a rest...I've got a pile stowed in my crack
So here we go...you blow, I'll show the world just what you swallow
And when they know you'll fold like dough, already turning sallow
A stick could prick a chick and give more pleasure than your dick
You asked your sick friend Nick to take a lick but had to pay him
You get so little can't hold your piddle...that's probably why you sprayed him
Your dog would give it to you...now you wish you hadn't spayed him
You're glad he cannot sue you cause you went ahead and laid him
Now that's disgusting...please don't ask why I stoop down to this
I guess it's just the rapper thing to dump a load of piss
But I don't like my attitude...from this I'll now defect
My latitude and longitude don't want to intersect
I think you boys are really great...don't want to put you down
I'd rather have your love than hate but like to play around
Still it's time I think I spared you this infernal sound
The words we say will haunt our graves on this eternal ground