READ THE RULES!!

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R.I.P.- Epimetheus
Robert L. Rem
1986-2003

*ahem* Check

I know you till wednesday to ckeck in but I wanna get in here first:

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Why am I at this battle? When this kid is just gonna clown himself/
He acts like his rhymes are rich, but he gets ‘em off the 99-cent shelf/
With M.J. in the avy you must like to molest little kids also/
Well I’m a leave ya ass confused, like ya playin Where’s Waldo/
Your ass couldn’t comprehend these lyrics if I stapled ‘em to your face/
Leave you so fukin backwards I smack the mouth out your taste/
You can say all the shit you want, but every single word is proof-less/
You can come to this battle with a mouthful, you’ll still walk away toothless/
Bitch, you couldn’t make a hit if you had Barry Bonds on your side/
You get wood reading my lyrics because I leave you petrified/
Your flow is all twisted like ya tongue got tied/
Or is that just my dick in ya mouth as u swallow your pride?/
Your raps sound text-book, are you following guides?/
Your shit is never clever the way your hollow-in-mind/
Your down with 187 Recordz, named after all your crew’s dead workforce/
The Production’s should change to 187 Wreckers, were a muthafukin merk-force/

With boot spurs on my toes, I kick ya ass the wild West-way/
Most homosexuals are bad but dog you make the best-gay/
And u couldn’t deliver a verse if it was a topping on pizza/
You must really wanna be a dick, the way everybody beats-ya/

Yo i'll spit tomorrow,it's only Monday mane just checkin in.

I love that shit. Unemceeable is da shit

Unemceable what kinda game you tryin ta play,what u need to do is meet me outside so we can finish this shit troday/
Tryin to spit and disrespect me nigga,hell no i'm a prodigy of Jigga,a made nigga,and if you fuck with me again i'm a have to pull tha trigga/
Shit! there is no-one bigga than me,not even fat ass Notorious B.I.G,unemceable probably as B.I.G as he,got H.I.V,tryin ta fuck with me,nah your ass can't even get up to turn on tha T.V/
Member of tha Productions (Fuck Me Spock)i'm a grab a glock bust some shots and laugh when your whole crew get cremated and burried in a pot-been bust lika spot/
Mutha Fucka i'm just gettin started,bringing beef to me,Yo you must be retarded/
Yo pooh i gotta question for you ,when you wrote your piece were you intoxicated at tha time or did you take advice from whole crew,Shit i'd still blow through you,only feedback you be hearin is BOOO!/
Spittin first tryin to make me choke,Nah mane what i'ma do is take another toke,pass tha shit ta loc and then later on have afew lines of coke and forget you even spoke-Ya Joke/
Coz your shit is basically all wack,In fact mutha fucka watch your back,coz tha west man cumin to pull your bitch ass out tha sac,torturin your weak body until you take what you've said back/
Shit! Ma rhymes are textbook atleast they're tence, when tryin to read your shit youd be aswell buildin a fence,hence you should quit rappin and learn how to make sense/
Shit!I got ma lines for 99 cents, still more expensive than yours, you got yours 1 pence in tha UK which is equivilent too two cents more than yours/
I'm hollow in mind, fuck it i'll borrow one of your rhymes,flip it and reply hittin you back again another two times/
I can't comprehend your lyrics unless you stapled them to ma face,yeah thats because there all twisted and tied up lika lace,what you should do is quit tha game,go away never cumin back to this place, retirin from tha game never to be heard of like Mace.


P.S i'm tha one keepin pace.

Vote: UnMC

This battle sucked... but UNMC had a couple of nice punches... West was very weak


best line
Leave you so fukin backwards I smack the mouth out your taste/

Vote = West

Yo wests bars were longer and continued the flow,although unemceable had more punches i think wests were more thought out.

Eg Yo,i gotta question for you,when you wrote your piece were you intoxicated at the time or did you take advice from your whole crew, shit i'd still blow through you,only feedback you be hearin back is BOOO!.
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I'm hollow in mind,fuck iti'll borrow one of your rhymes,flip it and hit you back with it another two times.

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You call that a Vote???

No Quotes, no real break down!!! Pfffft

Vote=West

The Flow was Good, and Punches where harder but could of been abit more Potent.
Work was needed on both rhymes but these two lines where the best of the two verses....

"I can't comprehend your lyrics unless you stapled them to ma face,yeah thats because there all twisted and tied up lika lace,what you should do is quit tha game,go away never cumin back to this place, retirin from tha game never to be heard of like Mace."

I dont think that either of you should take this as a good battle just take it as a practise league battle coz it aint all that...

Pz

vote: Unemceeable...


I swear these are some of the most one-sided battles I've ever seen... Niether verse was quoteable really... but Un's actually had punches... and good structure... if you want me to quote I will... but It'd be every line in both verses... naw mean..?

Yo your a wanksta Avalon.

Fuck Peace i want war biatch

ahhhh........how bout votes, and stop your bitching West, its just a battle, its about hating on the other person. Anyways, Uppin.

You can't beat me... You're dismissed...

my vote goes to UnEmceeable
his last 4 bars alone killed this kid

With boot spurs on my toes, I kick ya ass the wild West-way/
Most homosexuals are bad but dog you make the best-gay/
And u couldn’t deliver a verse if it was a topping on pizza/
You must really wanna be a dick, the way everybody beats-ya/

im sorry west but wit bars like this u will never win shyt

Shit!I got ma lines for 99 cents, still more expensive than yours, you got yours 1 pence in tha UK which is equivilent too two cents more than yours/

and that was ur best shyt so maybe if u go back an study maybe in a few years u will be able to battle someone on ur level