JournaL.L.L. - Week III: The Reign Continues
[ Introduction ]
The mood should be somber, for our league has lost two of its best: Camarac & Quotient, due to circumstances beyond our control. However, I was impressed by many-a-netcee this week, & see potential in a lot of new recruits. Taktik retained his title in a nail-biter with Quotient, Bare Knuckles continues in his march to success, & Axe E. Um gives Camarac a run for his money & more! Unfortunately, the week's purportedly good match-ups were marred by no-shows. 13th Disciple, Chrit & Evolve all won, while Termz & Duper Sand no-showed. But first . .

[ The Interview ]
This week, I had the privilege of interviewing the current LLL Heavyweight champion: Taktik .

lethaltaktiks: Taktik
RalphsBagels: Peter Jennings

RalphsBagels: Introduce yuh'self, please .
lethaltaktiks: Taktik up in here
RalphsBagels: Rocking an I-gangsta moniker, I see . . When did you start writing?
lethaltaktiks: I jus started writing online in early May and joined RB late May........so ive only been rappin for a few months
RalphsBagels: & have you upped your game to the audio level as of yet?
lethaltaktiks: I've began to get into it.....ive done 1 freestyle......and am planning to do some collabs and possibly some battles.....the problem is i dont have the equipment....so i cant do it that often
RalphsBagels: I see. . How about influences in the way of your writing?
lethaltaktiks: My main inspirations.....is Biggie Smalls and 2pac....they're like the greatest of all time.......no one today can compare to them.........but living in Canada....my main influences were Kardinal Offishall, Bishop and other canadian rappers
RalphsBagels: The ever-growing Canadian Hip-Hop Scene graces our magazine - how wonderful . . Do you see any competition in the league to challenge for your title ?
lethaltaktiks: For sure.....last week I was expecting Quo to come hard....and i thought it would be a good test unfortunetly he didnt....so i didnt have to drop a hard verse........this week i got 13th which should be good....others i c that could compete would be Evolve, Chrit, yourself and many others.im not cocky cuz im sure there are many the are better then me.......but when people ask who are the illest on the site.....id like to hear my name mentioned, and actually be recognized as an elite
RalphsBagels: Rightfully so - I s'pose you're on your way . . Any advice for budding netcees hanging on your every word?
lethaltaktiks: Jus.....believe that you can elevate an dont listen to people who say your wack.....also dont take anything serious cuz this is jus the Net
RalphsBagels: Normally, I'd ask you the personal questions at the commencement of the interview, but I forgot :/ . So, how old are you and where are you from ?
lethaltaktiks: im 17 yrs of age.....and im from Toronto, Canada
RalphsBagels: Another example of RB's diverse crowd . . I'm going to take a page out of the RB Interview book & do some name association with you, yuh'ready?
lethaltaktiks: yupperz
RalphsBagels: Taktik
lethaltaktiks: An underestimated Battler on RB.......and could be one of RB's best when he tries
RalphsBagels: Camarac
lethaltaktiks: A good advisary.....i think takes things too serious........is a definate legend on RB
RalphsBagels: Bare Knuckles
lethaltaktiks: He is very good.....ive only seen him battle a couple times......but he should compete on RB if he can make sure he shows weekly
RalphsBagels: Bruklor
lethaltaktiks: He's a native of Newmarket, Ontario....30 mins from my location..........dont know much bout him...........but bring him back
RalphsBagels: Agreed . Sig that, fools! Anything else to add?
lethaltaktiks: hmmmm.....jus wanna give my props to everyone doin there thing in the LLL....evolve for running things smoothly and for you takin your time for the mag..........and im stuffed from my Thanks Givin Turkey
lethaltaktiks: and thanks for havin me
RalphsBagels: Thanks for your time, muh'boy . . Good Luck in your phuture pursuits of RapBattles eliteness . & let your people know that Canada bit Thanksgiving from the States .
lethaltaktiks: Werd^^^^^^^^^^ But we do it better
lethaltaktiks: *im out peace*

[ Week's Best ]

1. Taktik: Once again proves me wrong and retains his title .
2. youngblood: Impressed me immensely - shows weekly growth.
3. Bare Knuckles: Although his multiple name-changes left me baffled, he came dope & has a title shot this week.

[ Week's Worst ]

1. Evolve: Continues his spelling woes by spelling "Wednesday" wrong yet again! This is the second time I've pointed it out, 'volve. Get it right or pay the price!
2. Termz: Would surely provide weekly competition if he showed up. I suppose he does emerge partially victorious, though - with the emergence of his new, up and coming website.
3. Duper Sand: Not only has the word "Duper" in his user-name, but no-shows yet again. L

[ Top Thirty Punches ]
note: Next week, the amount of punches featured will be significantly minimized. With that being said, you better come nice next week if you want to see your name mentioned!

1. Erase This Cunt, Rap Was A Phase - It's Gone, Away It Went
Seems RB Married Whack…n I'm Battlin The Termz Of Engagement
Mystery~Murdera

2. Your wasted here, fuck ugly, how you gonna show me up, G?!
losing Suits You, cuz u stole ya name from a Clothing Company!
Camarac

3. Here we go again, Tak always slobs on all of the men
He didn't come outta the closet, his dad wouldn't let him in
Quotient

4. You're scorned son - what whore where you born from?
And I'd turn the tables.. if you were rich enough to afford one.
Bare Knuckles

5. this hurb's just part of the wack surplus.... & your rhyming, but.....
the Voter's are Jewlers & would love to see this Diamond Cut
Evolve

6. Cam Struggles More With Fresh Punches… Than E-volve With His Spellin'
Stays In The UK… 'Cuz Here Fruits Can't Elope Unless They Got Melons
Axe E. Um

7. Sorry Dez your still irrelevent... Add that to the fact your wack...
Hell I could build a whole career from the talent you lack...
Chrit

8. Combined with a library of names and pages of faulty text........
There's no question why, when he seen me, he renamed Always Less!.........
Taktik

9. i'll roast this kid, then toast ur ribs 'fore telling you "Get Shut"
Cuz the only thing worse than your punches, IS your set ups!
Camarac

10. Just Ignore This Lame Kid, Destroy The Bluff And His Rep
Congratulation On Ur Shot At Fame!!!…U Hit Nuthin But Nets!!!
Mystery~Murdera

11. I'm done with this clown, did ripped a hole in this dude
Think about it..
me and evolve posted in this thread that's 2 people already doper then you
Quotient

12. this ain't Head Of State abotizer,ain't no chance u winnin this race
matter of fact, i shanked u in line 1...........just to cut to the chase..
13th Disciple

13. I see through your front, you might as well drop the D
G. Ho only known to make headlines when he writes da magazine
Bizzurk

14. Ya screwed.. face it ima win it, and its more than a hunch..
you suck, why you even bother.."in" was ure most humorous punch..
Auspicious

15. you can't win, u stay false to rap - & rappers stay mad at you..
cuz like distance from the equator. . its just ya L - atitude
Feeble Minded

16. Style Is Old, English… And Within Days We'll See The Fake In Thee…
I Would Lodge My Foot In Your Ass… But Faze Has Filled The Vacancy
Axe E. Um

17. DW is a punk; he's always whack when dropping lines,
Whereas I'm so ver e-nyce that I get sued for copywrite.
Bare Knuckles

18. & i'll Spare the kids.. but today im leaving THIS bitch raped & torn
it's not that we Hate YOU.. we just Hate that YOU WERE BORN
Evolve

19. Ight Look, I Know I Got U Shook, So I Won't Be Mean Now//
Connected To His 'Kidneys' Too Much This Fag Moved Outta 'Bean'town//
.GiMiCs.

20. With ur lips made to suck... battle ur not meant to do,
tossin my name backwords is the only thing left for u.
Edicius

21. Listen Kid, Every Punch Is Played, You Need Something New
Cuz You Just Jumped In The Talent Pool...Wearing Cement Shoes!
A2Z

22. Ur 24!! Still w/moma? "E..keep clean and ur desk should be the neatest"
Go & mod, E's best Feedback is Ricochets vote has successfully been deleted!
Ricochet.

23. we both get angry..both known to slaughter ho's,
see i get pissed off, but bitches like you get there water broke
youngblood

24. King Chrit? please, nothing more than a pawn.. fuck you and your 437 crews
i dont give props, plus im reluctant to touch your ass.. but i gotta hand it to you
Dezyir

25. Tired of the annoying youth thinkin' they got somethin' new......
Here...how bout I toss this Tux over this Cliff...Now Follow Suit!!!........
Taktik

26. your verses are BlAh...i told u u're garbage no need to ignore me
y? bother 2 talk about how wack u r, when ur verses.. do it 4 me !
Koncept

27. sorry kid but you cant be in the league, watch as I show this vet
matta fact you could be saddam at a photo shoot and couldnt `pose a threat`
Mary~Jane

28. And what's worse as that he hasn't recovered from Fgee
Last Time I saw a sonning that bad..Purple haze was in the League
Capcom


29. YoungBlood's Constantly Biting And Saying Its Subliminal
Well If I Could Describe You In Two Words Its Never Original!
Mystik Mind

30. This will be a clean defeat though you're spittin kinda shabby
How you trying to be brave with a chicken in your avy?
COM

[ The Conclusion ]

This week's match-ups showed a lot of promise . . Unfortunately, we've had a lot of star-power leaving / being kicked out of RB. Hopefully, new breeds of netcees can salvage this league and site. Otherwise, we are all headed for a collective sink. I wish you all luck next week, and conclude with the following statement:

Bring Back Bruklor

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turn the table's line was easily better than MM's....

not if you knew I was battlin Termz.

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1st Battle In Legends
Bars Of War - Champ
L.L.L. - Former HWeight Champ
S.S. - Hall Of Fame

The Eclipse...

i did know.
wordplay was still forced, made for s hitty personal.... : /

u neva heard of "Terms of Engagement"?

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1st Battle In Legends
Bars Of War - Champ
L.L.L. - Former HWeight Champ
S.S. - Hall Of Fame

The Eclipse...

number 13. and only one quote....blah.....good job though...

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Blessed wit Skillz

Cam's #2 Punch Was A Fake Personal... I Didn't Get My Name From A Clothing Company Hoe.

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& Fuck You G. Hod!!!

damn 2nd week in a row..i got the 23rd punch......

straight....

yep..
pz....

Number 7 again...

5 & 18... Cause the spell checker is a fuckity fuck fuck!!!!!

I've had multiple name changes because my other two names were banned, for some unknown reason, but the administrators have sorted that out.

^^^

You up to drop later today or tomorrow on our battle?

To get ample time for votes?

By the way, my last line was meant to say something else . . It looks like I encountered the chronic typo bug. Disregard the "Fuck Bruklor" that is currently displayed & replace it with this:

Bring Back Bruklor

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