Phenom | Kingz | Dabatos | TonySelf | Tha Q | Half Breed | Tito | 7th End | RV Radio |
01-09-09, 12:39 AM | #1 | ||||
Semper Fi
|
20 easy steps to females vol 1
IP: 2549 A06E
1. Always know virginity status.
2. Do not actually believe that it is your fault. 3. Never sleep in a girl's bed after drinking unless you have intentions. 4. Avoid hook-ups with friends. It won't be OK after. 5. Know her age before-hand. 6. During a random hook-up, do not go down on her. 7. Always get a second and third opinion about a woman. 8. Caution. She is dancing alone in the club for a reason. 9. Always have women on different cycles. 10. Do not let your ex know that you were with someone they know personally. Or at least do not be in the room when she finds out. 11. Beware of parents with guns. 12. Always get the nude pictures before you send yours. 13. Always have a good wingman regardless of relationship status. 14. Avoid flirty girls with boyfriends; especially if the boyfriend is there. 15. Do not waste time on indecisive women. Keep it moving. 16. Always listen to close friend's advice. They are right. 17. When burning a gift from an ex, make sure not to bring it up around them. 18. Always perform some sort of background check before starting a relationship. 19. Never become more intoxicated than your target. 20. Avoid overly forward girls who will steal your cell phone and hold you captive against your will. Me and my homie created this list. From critical thinking and sadly real experiences. Holla
__________________
Project List The Classick Mixtape Vol (8/18) Age Of Consent Mixtape Vol 1(16/16) The Classick Album(2/16) S&S Express E.P.(1/10) Lot of back to back shit. Stay tuned. |
||||
01-09-09, 12:44 AM | #2 | |||
сварливый
|
IP: 735C 87EC
It's a good list. Got me glad I'm not dating and won't ever date..
__________________
██â€-█████████▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██████▓▓▓▓██████████████████ ██↑ ██‡████████▒▓▓█████▓▓██████▓▓▓█████████████▓▓▓██ ██| ██‡███████▒▓▓██████▓▓▓███████▓▓███████████▓▓█▓▓█ ██| ██‡███████████████▓▓▓▒███▌████▓▓█████████▓▓███▓▓ ██| ██‡█████████████▓▓▓▒████▌▌▌████▓▓███████▓▓████▓█ ██| ██‡███████████▓▓▓▒█████▌▌▌▌▌▄███▓▓█████▓▓███████ ██| ██‡█████████▓▓▓▒█████████████████▓▓███▓▓████████ ██| ██‡███████▓▓▓▓▒███████████████████▓▓█▓▓█████████ ██| ██‡███████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▌████████████▓▓▓██████████ ██| |
|||
01-09-09, 01:21 AM | #3 | |||||||
Bangs like bikini attol
|
IP: EEF0 1A50
21. be a fucking man not a punk..
22. always keep yourself looking fresh and smelling nice 23. make sure any other guy around you looks like a lesser option 24. its ok to bullshit them a little, just dont weave your web too thick 25. confidence is what gets their pants off 26. ALWAYS get a fucking DNA test 27. never fully believe a word she says, women are mostly devious 28. always use a rubber untill your unequivically sure shes infection free 29. dont always go for the absolute hottest girl in the club, you can do things in a morris minor that you cant do in a ferrari.........................and still be satisfied you got a hot fuck. 30. dont ever show a sign of weakness unless the girl herself has a low self esteem, then go for it cause theyll dig that. 31. learn some fucking psychology..... 32. dont be an ugly cunt... 33. dont ever be over-interested 34. ALWAYS put them in their place if need be, a lot of girls are very responsive to threats to leave and arguments if they dont get compleatly out of hand can be a sobering experience to her making shit better for you in the future... 35. be accepting of her shit talk and inability to comunicate on issues above a social level. 36. dont buy them ANYTHING unless you actually think their totally worthy... drinks arnt gonna get you laid 37. never use pick up lines 38. there cant really be a small set list of rules to women....... 39. this was a dumb idea for a thread... but heres the big rule that you should always keep in mind 40. the more rejections you get the more pussy you get. theres 20 more. |
|||||||
01-09-09, 06:52 AM | #4 | |||
WhoAreYou?
|
IP: E1A8 CBB8
I'm actually a pretty good wingman, except for times when the girl's attention accidentally started focussing on me and not the person i was trying to hook them up with :s
|
|||
01-09-09, 08:52 AM | #5 | ||||||
Whys That?
|
IP: 967B 85BD
41: If the river runs red take the dirt track
|
||||||
01-09-09, 02:26 PM | #6 | ||||
I don't lose
|
IP: 1058 C353
most important rule.... dont be a creep....all you fucking creeps in the damn bar are getting on my fucking nerves
__________________
well i thought about the army
dad said, son you're fucking high and i thought, yeah there's a first for everything so i took my old man's advice three sad semesters it was only fifteen grand spent in bed i thought about the army i dropped out and joined a band instead |
||||
01-09-09, 07:44 PM | #7 | ||||||||
Bangs like bikini attol
|
IP: EEF0 1A50
Quote:
42. blood is the best lubricant |
||||||||
01-09-09, 07:59 PM | #8 | |||||||||
Pushin it....
|
IP: C019 9845
Quote:
no, fuck that! fuckin a chick on her period, blah...you can smell her pussy blood when she starts cummin, shit is wranky as fuck word @ the dirt track shit...i'd rather smash n ass, than smell like raw eggs
__________________
Quote:
Destroyin Tricks on the Daily |
|||||||||
01-09-09, 11:36 PM | #9 | |||||
Semper Fi
|
IP: 0E6F 3B38
Quote:
Um its not suppose to smell like raw eggs.......................
__________________
Project List The Classick Mixtape Vol (8/18) Age Of Consent Mixtape Vol 1(16/16) The Classick Album(2/16) S&S Express E.P.(1/10) Lot of back to back shit. Stay tuned. |
|||||
01-09-09, 11:45 PM | #10 | |||||||
I see dumb people
|
IP: 573D C9F7
43. #40 only serves to increase Serb's self esteem
__________________
^wordddd 2x Best audio head (Jan '05, Jan '06)
KORV 2 Final 4 KORV 0 and KORV 3 Champion First 1-2-1 champ 3x Best Audio collaboration... (August '05-October '05) |
|||||||
01-09-09, 11:53 PM | #11 | |||||||
Addicted
|
IP: D445 F2FA
Quote:
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________
...THE BADASSES ARE BACK...
_C.RHYME S.INDICATE_ "RAPVERSE'S ORIGINAL LEGACY OF EXCELLENCE" "the loudest one in the room is the weakest"- frank lucas.. |
|||||||
01-10-09, 06:30 AM | #12 | |||||||
Vendetta the K.O. King
|
IP: 66EF 8EF5
lmao @ get their nude pics before you send them yours. haha. who the eff sends nude pics online? lolll
__________________
|
|||||||
01-10-09, 07:07 PM | #13 | |||||||||
Pushin it....
|
IP: C019 9845
Quote:
JTR ?
__________________
Quote:
Destroyin Tricks on the Daily |
|||||||||
01-10-09, 07:22 PM | #14 | ||||
FuxJustAWord
|
IP: 0FDC 2FD3
theres also phone pic messages.....
|
||||
Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
Display Modes | |
|
|