I should make a list of people I never want to read a joke from again.. Cause about 4 or 5 of them posted in this thread.

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lmao yea dat is a classic..........lol yall think he will give me anotha 1 mil.........~1~

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go here...... http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=169331

juss send it to 35400 right now

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Arite this is gay as fuck, heard it from my uncle...

A dude bob is out gettin drunk and high at a party, and they all drinkin and they have a toast. They say "bob, make a toast for us" he says sure, thinks about it, and says "heres to spendin the rest of my life between my wife's legs!" everybody loves it and they finish the night gettin wasted

Next day his wife says she heard that he made a toast, and asks him what it was, so he says "i said heres to spendin the rest of my life in church" She says it's great and thinks it's really sweet

His wife meet's one of his friends that was at the party, and he says "did u hear about Bob's great toast?" she says "yea, he's only been there twice, and both times i had to drag him by his ears to get him there"

If i made u laugh don't care about the money, online money is wack as hell...

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lol, not really that funny but just look at that lil baby monkey...

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...... look at it for a while if u dont get it...

Btw, the words at the top don't matter...

^lmao................!

38602 .......

ok i saw this the other day and thought it was funny


there is a cop on a horse at a stoplight and a kid on a new bike rides up beside him

the cop says " did santa bring you that bike??"
the kid replies "yes he did"
the cop says "well next year tell him to put a taillight on it !!"
and the cop proceeds to write the kid a ticket for a saftey infraction
the kid takes the $20 ticket
the kid asks the cop "did santa bring you that horse??"
the cop playing to the kid "says yeah he did"
the kid says to the cop "well next year you should tell him to put the dick underneath the horse"

i laughed my ass off when i first read it

and my bank account is 14947 just in case you want to give me some money for the laugh

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^^^can we say freeposting bitch ...thought so