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Old 12-02-05, 01:12 AM   #1
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I went to sleep on this girl on the phone
all I remember was her sayin "you want me to call you back?"
and me goin "nah, I aint sleepy"
lmfao, I woke up like 5 - 10 minutes ago and the voice was just silent
so Im thinkin I was sleep for maybe 5 seconds, ROFLMAO, I was sleep for like 30 minutes on her ass
lol, Imma have to kiss a lot of ass to get back on her good side. lmao
any of you people that like women ever fal asleep on a hoe?
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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Old 12-02-05, 01:13 AM   #2
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Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo I Did That Like A Weeek Ago!!! Buawhahahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-02-05, 01:15 AM   #3
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lol, shit is crazy man.
I woke up with the imprint of my phone on the side of my face
cos I was layin on it
LMFAOOO
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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Old 12-02-05, 01:19 AM   #4
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lmao thats happend too me so many times...lmao damn..i hate it...cuz you'll be sayin somthing like "Soooo you wanna come over...." and they'll be like " uhh sure" and u'll be snoring and she'll be like "uhhh hello????" and then hang up on you?? man thats gay...happedn with a chick i knew named Kyleigh
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Old 12-02-05, 01:22 AM   #5
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ive hung up on chicks sayin i got another call......... (obviously wen i dont and their gettin annoyin as fuck)

and i told another one i had to call her back later cuz i was on a cord fone with her in a room with no tv.... and it was the middle of chappelles show..... lmao she go angry "U cant talk to me cuz of a show?"

lol its almost so funy how serious she was......

but fall asleep??? nah..... mad funny tho
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^^that was the worst lie i ever heard
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Old 12-02-05, 01:26 AM   #7
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lmao, hell yeah every guys done that shit before
so, she wasnt on the phone right? u call her back???
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Old 12-02-05, 01:27 AM   #8
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how the fuck do u fall asleep????? i just start doin other shit......... just goin "mhmmm.... rreally?" ....... half listenin while playin some NBA Live or sum shit....
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how the fuck do u fall asleep????? i just start doin other shit......... just goin "mhmmm.... rreally?" ....... half listenin while playin some NBA Live or sum shit....

lmao i do that too...but most of the time its cuz i'm writing or i dont wanna talk too um
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lol, nah, Her grandma would've tripped if I would've called her back this late.,
she call me after 12:00, cos she cant get calls after then.
and since i got my own line, I can get call at whatever time
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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how the fuck do u fall asleep????? i just start doin other shit......... just goin "mhmmm.... rreally?" ....... half listenin while playin some NBA Live or sum shit....

nah, cos I was layin in the bed talkin on the phone
and I had some music playin..
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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Old 12-02-05, 01:43 AM   #12
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I never go to sleep without first knowing thats what I'm doing........
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nah, cos I was layin in the bed talkin on the phone
and I had some music playin..

o word, i was thinkin cell phone shit
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Old 12-02-05, 01:51 AM   #14
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lol, nah son
my room phone
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i aint used a house phone in like a year....
i dont even know how to use mine
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