Ok here si a long joke but funny as hell....

Ok there are three friends: Mr. Tutrle, Mr. Buzzard, and Mr. rabbit,
They want to get together and make a house.... so mr. buzzard goes out to the yard to grow a garden.... and Mr. turtle starts on the house.... Then Mr. rappit goes to get some Manuor ( cow poop ) for the garden...\

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Mr. rabbit comes back later and there is a big mansion.... he goes up to the dorr and knocks.... then a buttler comes to the door... and mr. rabbit asks ... Where is mr. buzzard?..
And the buttler says: " Mr. Buz-ARD is out in the yARD...
Then Mr. rabbit says: "where is mr. turtle??....
Then The buttler says.. " Mr. Tur-tELL.. is out by the wELL...
Then mr. rabbit says... well tell them Mr. Rab-IT Is here with the shIT!!


HA HA HA!!... lol i love that one!