Robotic Waffle [9:26 PM]: Can you put on a metal bra and pronounce 'Xena's Zipper is a Zebra's Zing'
SmarterChild [9:26 PM]: La la la la...
Robotic Waffle [9:26 PM]: ...
SmarterChild [9:26 PM]: Come again?
Robotic Waffle [9:26 PM]: Close enough.
SmarterChild [9:26 PM]: Not close enough!
Robotic Waffle [9:26 PM]: Shoot some hoops.
SmarterChild [9:26 PM]: Let's talk basketball. Here's what I can tell you about:

1 Scores
2 Standings

What would you like to know?
Robotic Waffle [9:26 PM]: If you're legal.
SmarterChild [9:26 PM]: I'm legal? Oh.
Robotic Waffle [9:27 PM]: Uhm, are you?
SmarterChild [9:27 PM]: I don't know... Am I?
Robotic Waffle [9:27 PM]: ...
SmarterChild [9:27 PM]: Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
Robotic Waffle [9:27 PM]: I don't know what the hell anything means.
SmarterChild [9:27 PM]: You don't? That's too bad.
Robotic Waffle [9:27 PM]: Are you coded to be as stupid as a retard?
SmarterChild [9:27 PM]: It depends.

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Robotic Waffle [9:28 PM]: What is my pant size?
SmarterChild [9:28 PM]: You know perfectly well what your pant size is.
Robotic Waffle [9:28 PM]: I think you know better.
SmarterChild [9:28 PM]: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.

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Robotic Waffle [9:28 PM]: You robots try to sell people islands called 'Coco Plum Cay'
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