Yeah, I'm spitting game by screaming 'Let the Sex Odyssey Begin'. My smooth comments and my intense pick-up lines are evidence that I am indeed looking for an e-girlfriend and a deep relationship.

And, you don't seem to understand, but me = dope at topical, one of the best on the site; you = stupid bitch who got hit by a car. Want to compare pasts? Getting hit by a car is harsh though, word. And oh no, you e-punched me. I'll e-drive by you because we all know internet roleplay is insulting.