Juicy Squirt

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

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HITS

DaTruth29 [~*Lady Fiya*~] shake-spear Trooper Nova

hahahah funny shit WINC.^

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HAHA pure wackness!^

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lol @ both of those jokes by wing...thie first one especially

lmao

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its in the spul vs hotssh battle in the text tourney and in phenoms sig it was made by triplen

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like so........

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^^^^^rofllllllllllllllllllllll.....lmmfaooooooo @ ur sig....mayne

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lol...................

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little timmy was playin with his ball in the kitchen... It bounced into the bathroom while his mother was showerin. Little timmy looked up to his mom and said, "Hey, whats that?"
His mother replied, "That's my sponge".
Timmy thought nothing of it and went off and played in the kitchen again. A few months later, it was summer, and bikini season. Little timmy was eager to go to the park, so he barged in on his mother while she was showerin... His mom shaved, being bikini season and all.
And Little timmy said "Mommy, whered your sponge go?"
She replies, "I don't know, i lost it. I'm going to look for it later.".
Timmy shook his head and said, "I'll help you look mommy".
The mother, thinking nothing of it, and got dressed and started to watch som tv. About 3 hours later, Timmy came back yelling.
"MOMMY! MOMMY!..."
The mother asked, "Whats wrong Timmy?"
He said, "I found your sponge... The next door neighbors wife has it, and shes cleaning daddys face with it.

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do your research.

lmfao!! genious

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WHY ARE BLACK PEOPLE SO GOOD AT BASKETBALL

AWNS. CAUSE THEY CAN RUN,STEAL,And SHOOT ahhahahhahah


What do you call a mexican witha Rubber Toe

Roberto ahahahahahah

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Im not bad shit....n y ya missin me bastids
Leave nigga's in da past like history-classes

I hard the 1st one about 3000 times in my lifetime

and the second one was aight

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lmmfao........................dayum............... .....@ crossword

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indeph....ur sig is tite...who made it????????????????????

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them wack ass jokes get the fuck out of here

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