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Old 12-28-05, 09:40 AM   #76
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I remember I ate all the skin off some chinease chicken wings and woke up in the middle of the night wit diareha.The shit was literally like water, and I was shitting out a little blood and dark colored brownish mud water out my ass.Another time I was trying to shit so hard and I shit out something that looked like an organ.That happened to long ago even though I didn't bother to check that picture of what is looked like is stuck in my head to this day, it was huge, and pinkish, like an organ or something.
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Old 12-28-05, 09:55 AM   #77
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My least favorite would have to be the kind where like, you're dumping all smoothly and stuff but then all of a sudden you just feel a lot of it get stuck in your ass hairs so you have to grab some toilet paper and try to grab hold of the dump, but if you pull too hard it hurts like shit because you end up just tugging on ass hairs and stuff. Those ones really piss me off.

Discuss what kind of dumps you would classify as bad.

yea i hate that i also hate it when u haven't taken a dump for a long time and it takes forever to come out and when it does it can't flush and your ass hurts like crazy and not only that it's BLEEDING!
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Old 12-28-05, 02:04 PM   #78
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Yeah, those suck. When you just want to get out of the bathroom but the toilet starts clogging up so you have to flush a few more times and wait for the water to go down, then get the plunger and shit. I hate having to do that.
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Old 12-28-05, 02:08 PM   #79
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lmlo, i don't remember that helicopter post, haha
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Old 12-28-05, 02:18 PM   #80
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Old 12-28-05, 02:39 PM   #81
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Worst Dumps....

"SPLASH-BACK"

...werd, nobody likes a wet ass.
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Old 12-28-05, 03:10 PM   #82
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Oh yeah, those suck too. I forgot about those.
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Old 12-28-05, 10:52 PM   #83
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Old 12-28-05, 11:02 PM   #84
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Uhh, we can all take dumps. idiot.
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Old 12-28-05, 11:17 PM   #85
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Old 12-28-05, 11:24 PM   #86
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ehh idk..i dont eat the best foods.. so alot of time.. i'm not shitting full out logs.. there more like just small limbs.. and there like little cannonballs when they hit the water leaving my ass soaked.. or i'll get the occasional shit.. that i wouldnt go so far to say it's diarrhea.. but it's like.. it sounds like im pissing.. and.. i get this insane burning sensation in the rectal region
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Word. The cannonballs have gotten me quite a few times recently. They do shoot up some water on my ass cheeks, but I wouldn't go as far as to say that they're the worst. Not even close.
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NOOOOOuhhh, you are!
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Old 12-29-05, 05:37 AM   #89
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Word. The cannonballs have gotten me quite a few times recently. They do shoot up some water on my ass cheeks, but I wouldn't go as far as to say that they're the worst. Not even close.


Splashback sucks... I usually wipe it off instantly... Because ill be fucked if im gonna walk around with a crust of diluted shit and piss on my ass.
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Word man. Its dope after you push out the most painful and burning of dumps, and then it feels like youve rid your body of a demon or evil spirit of some kind.

I remember one of the most horrible experiences of my life was when I had surgery and had to take a dump. I got my appendix out, so all my abdominal muscles were in intense pain, and were out of order.. I also was on this really strong pain killer, which made my shit hard and black. I decided to come home from the hospital earlier than advised, because I thought I was man enough to heal on my own.

Anyway, one night, I needed to do the fattest dump. I hadnt shat for days because it was so hard to move, so I could tell this dump was HUGE. So its 12 midnight, I drag myself over to the bathroom and sit down.

For 2 and a half hours I was sitting there with a huge ass hard black shit tearing its way out of my asshole ever so slowly, and I couldnt even push it, because I couldnt use my muscles... I just had to wait it out.... It was the worst pain...
ROOOOOOOOOOFLMAO
MAAAN, Yall niggas is crazy

the worst dumb I had, I shitted on myself
I was walkin home from school, and it was a long ass walk.
i was like 8 or 9
and I just couldnt make it
so I let it go
and it slid down my leg
and then tears started rollin down my eyes
and I got in the house and cried and took a bath
lmao

My mama was like "whats wrong with you"
and Im like "I doo doo'd on myself"
and she says "dont put ya draws in the dirty clothes, soak them first"
ROFL,MAOLOLO
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