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07-22-03, 10:23 PM | #1 | |||||||
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Creation of Pussy
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Creation of a pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their own design. First was a butcher, with a smart wit, and using a knife he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee. Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called called it a c***. |
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07-22-03, 10:27 PM | #2 | ||||||
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lol. dope piece Add..check my "You cant change fate shit out"..
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07-22-03, 10:35 PM | #3 | ||||||
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i was wondering, how long did it take you to think this up?
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07-22-03, 10:42 PM | #4 | |||||||
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^^^^^^^^^^^^COMEDY DAWG,,,,klol i read it b4 it wus posted....lol SICK Shit
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07-23-03, 08:33 AM | #5 | |||||||
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Hmm, this shit sounds familiar!! Are you sure you are the one who made this shit up? B/c I swear i've heard this shit around somewhere else. But anyways - it was madd funny and madd clever. Good shit..
Later, peace. -1-
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07-23-03, 09:37 AM | #6 | |||||||
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HAHAHAHAHAHA..... that's the funniest thing I ever read here since RB opened the first time... that was amazingly put together... nice little bit of mythology there.. ... 1
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07-23-03, 10:39 AM | #7 | ||||||
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yo never a dissapointment this was funny ill subject and well done 8/10
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07-23-03, 10:52 AM | #8 | ||||||
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still laughin funny as hell, n TRUE AS FUCK lol dope piece 1
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07-23-03, 11:10 AM | #9 | ||||||
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lol...beautiful
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07-23-03, 12:15 PM | #10 | ||||||
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that was some hot shit! missus just read it and she is pissing herself laughing! keep up the good work, see ya around
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07-23-03, 01:58 PM | #11 | |||||||
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ooop's i forgot tosay something,
so i better str8'n this out this isnt mine, i found it thought it was funny so posted it up, sorry if any1 was mis-lead, but is fucking funny......... |
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