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Old 07-22-03, 10:23 PM   #1
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Creation of Pussy

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Creation of a pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their own design.
First was a butcher, with a smart wit,
and using a knife he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee.
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it, and called called it a c***.
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Old 07-22-03, 10:27 PM   #2
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lol. dope piece Add..check my "You cant change fate shit out"..
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Old 07-22-03, 10:35 PM   #3
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i was wondering, how long did it take you to think this up?
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Old 07-22-03, 10:42 PM   #4
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^^^^^^^^^^^^COMEDY DAWG,,,,klol i read it b4 it wus posted....lol SICK Shit
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Old 07-23-03, 08:33 AM   #5
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Hmm, this shit sounds familiar!! Are you sure you are the one who made this shit up? B/c I swear i've heard this shit around somewhere else. But anyways - it was madd funny and madd clever. Good shit..

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Old 07-23-03, 09:37 AM   #6
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HAHAHAHAHAHA..... that's the funniest thing I ever read here since RB opened the first time... that was amazingly put together... nice little bit of mythology there.. ... 1
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Old 07-23-03, 10:39 AM   #7
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yo never a dissapointment this was funny ill subject and well done 8/10
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Old 07-23-03, 10:52 AM   #8
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still laughin funny as hell, n TRUE AS FUCK lol dope piece 1
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Old 07-23-03, 11:10 AM   #9
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lol...beautiful
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Old 07-23-03, 12:15 PM   #10
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that was some hot shit! missus just read it and she is pissing herself laughing! keep up the good work, see ya around
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Old 07-23-03, 01:58 PM   #11
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ooop's i forgot tosay something,

so i better str8'n this out

this isnt mine, i found it thought it was funny so posted it up,
sorry if any1 was mis-lead, but is fucking funny.........
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