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Old 01-16-06, 08:57 AM   #1
L. Veracity
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The Athiest And The Bear...

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An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:

"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh My God!!!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian?"


"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.

And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thyne bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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LV - real talk as usual..dope shit
you're like the best story teller over a beat

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my whole album is inspired by you LV.
thats how i got this classic album.
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Old 01-16-06, 09:13 AM   #2
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hahahaha. Pretty good.
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Old 01-16-06, 10:11 AM   #3
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lol, was pretty good, yea.
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Old 01-16-06, 01:08 PM   #4
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rofl, that's illy
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Old 01-16-06, 01:18 PM   #5
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Lmfaooooooooooooooooo
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Old 01-16-06, 01:54 PM   #6
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lmao thats sick, im gonna tell that 1 down the pub next time
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Old 01-16-06, 02:24 PM   #7
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Lol... ......funny.
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Old 01-16-06, 03:00 PM   #8
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yeah, this was good LV
Maybe you should stick to tellin funny stories instead of rappin..
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Old 01-16-06, 03:27 PM   #9
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not funny
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Old 01-17-06, 06:29 PM   #10
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wiLL, how 'bout you stick to playing in on-coming traffic at night while wearing all black...hopefully someone won't see your teeth and eyes and will hit you, idiot

you always gotta start something...just shut up and stay wherever it is you are when I don't notice you're around
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LV - real talk as usual..dope shit
you're like the best story teller over a beat

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my whole album is inspired by you LV.
thats how i got this classic album.
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Old 01-17-06, 06:41 PM   #11
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Lmfao.
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Old 01-17-06, 06:54 PM   #12
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lol.. teaches not to be athiest if your ever going to be in a pickle that risks your life =p
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Old 01-17-06, 07:21 PM   #13
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Wasnt a bad joke... But I didnt laugh.. I kind of predicted where that was going too quickly and it ruined it....
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Old 01-17-06, 10:16 PM   #14
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hehehehehehehehehe
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Old 01-17-06, 10:19 PM   #15
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Lol, the athiest died?! That scary!
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