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Old 01-06-05, 09:40 PM   #1
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I should make a list of people I never want to read a joke from again.. Cause about 4 or 5 of them posted in this thread.
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Old 01-06-05, 09:41 PM   #2
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lmao yea dat is a classic..........lol yall think he will give me anotha 1 mil.........~1~
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Old 01-06-05, 09:46 PM   #3
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go here...... http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=169331

juss send it to 35400 right now
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Old 01-06-05, 09:47 PM   #4
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Arite this is gay as fuck, heard it from my uncle...

A dude bob is out gettin drunk and high at a party, and they all drinkin and they have a toast. They say "bob, make a toast for us" he says sure, thinks about it, and says "heres to spendin the rest of my life between my wife's legs!" everybody loves it and they finish the night gettin wasted

Next day his wife says she heard that he made a toast, and asks him what it was, so he says "i said heres to spendin the rest of my life in church" She says it's great and thinks it's really sweet

His wife meet's one of his friends that was at the party, and he says "did u hear about Bob's great toast?" she says "yea, he's only been there twice, and both times i had to drag him by his ears to get him there"

If i made u laugh don't care about the money, online money is wack as hell...
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Old 01-06-05, 10:02 PM   #5
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Why You Post It Than?????????????
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Old 01-06-05, 10:13 PM   #6
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Lmao Mih Mom Tole Me This Few Months Back............
Three Guys,Asian, Black,And White Guy...And A Lil Black Kid
Tha Kid Cees Tha Asian Guy Snappin His Fingers,Black Kid Says Ay Man What You Doin?Asian Guy Says Im Tryina Get Tha Beat...
Kid Cees Tha Black Snappin His Fingers,Kid Ask Ay Man What You Doin?Black Guy Says Im Tryina Get This Beat..
Lmfao.....Kid Cees Tha White Guy And He Says Ay Man What You Doin?White Guy Says Im Tryina Get This Boogie Of Mih Hand.............Lmfao Moms Had Me Cryin....................
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Old 01-06-05, 10:13 PM   #7
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lol, not really that funny but just look at that lil baby monkey...
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Old 01-06-05, 10:15 PM   #8
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Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...... look at it for a while if u dont get it...

Btw, the words at the top don't matter...
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Old 01-06-05, 10:17 PM   #9
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^lmao................!
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Old 01-06-05, 10:19 PM   #10
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Old 01-06-05, 10:33 PM   #11
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ok i saw this the other day and thought it was funny


there is a cop on a horse at a stoplight and a kid on a new bike rides up beside him

the cop says " did santa bring you that bike??"
the kid replies "yes he did"
the cop says "well next year tell him to put a taillight on it !!"
and the cop proceeds to write the kid a ticket for a saftey infraction
the kid takes the $20 ticket
the kid asks the cop "did santa bring you that horse??"
the cop playing to the kid "says yeah he did"
the kid says to the cop "well next year you should tell him to put the dick underneath the horse"

i laughed my ass off when i first read it
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Old 01-06-05, 10:35 PM   #12
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and my bank account is 14947 just in case you want to give me some money for the laugh
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Old 01-06-05, 10:38 PM   #13
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Wow Not Funni At All Give Up Lol................
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Old 01-06-05, 10:40 PM   #14
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^^^can we say freeposting bitch ...thought so
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Old 01-06-05, 10:43 PM   #15
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How Iss It Freeposting Queer When I Wass Leavin Feed On That Wakk Ass Joke Of Yours...........
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