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Old 04-06-06, 12:06 AM   #31
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Yo momma so bald head, she put on a turtle neck and looked like a busted condom!
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Old 04-06-06, 12:06 AM   #32
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lmao at that bottle cap one.....

Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
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Old 04-06-06, 12:06 AM   #33
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to momma's so fat.........she tried on a "sean john" shirt..........and it said



SEAN JOHN

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL

AHAHAHA, that was dope
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Old 04-06-06, 12:07 AM   #34
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Yo momma so fat, she put on some BVDs and it spelt Boulevard!
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Old 04-06-06, 12:10 AM   #35
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yo momma sweats so much, i ramp her tits on a sea-doo, werd
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Old 04-06-06, 12:10 AM   #36
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lmao! @ q's joke........


yo mommas so dumb she took the aptitude test.........and got a -3
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Old 04-06-06, 12:12 AM   #37
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yo momma so old, jesus won't forgive her sins..............since she never paid him back 3 bucks!
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Old 04-06-06, 12:12 AM   #38
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Yo mommas so fat that when she ran away they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
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Old 04-06-06, 12:13 AM   #39
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yo mommas so stupid, she took the pepsi test and failed

alil spin off of the other pepsi test one
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yo moma so fat, when she said i'll get the 6 packs at the party....
....everyone laughed and said "bitch you got them hangin off your stomach"
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Old 04-06-06, 12:14 AM   #41
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lmao at the mil truck one


yo momma so fat, she couldn't be on a or b team, she was c-z
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yo momma so fat, she look like Socrates wif a wig on -_- werd
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lol....................



yo mommas so ugly she ran into a brick wall.........and looked better
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Old 04-06-06, 12:15 AM   #44
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YO momma head so small, she got her ear pierced and suffered brain damage.
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Old 04-06-06, 12:16 AM   #45
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lmao at the mil truck one


yo momma so fat, she couldn't be on a or b team, she was c-z



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