yo heres a good one..........

Dis guy went to work one day and his wife was cheatin on him wit da milkman she heard her husband comin she said get in da closet, da guy came home and seen dat she was cheating on him he said dis is ur first warning if i u get 3 if i see ur pubs out of place i know ur cheating da third time u cheat im rippin them all out, next day he went to work she cheated on him again dis time wit da Mailman she heard her husband comin and told him to hide in da bathroom, he came home and seen she was cheatin again he said next time im rippin ur pubs out 1 by 1, da next day he went to work she cheated on him wit a black guy she heard da husband come storming threw da door and she told da black guy to get unda da bed, he came home and seen she was cheatin again he said i told u i was gonna rip ur pubs out 1 by 1 if u cheated on me again she dropped her pants he started to rip them out got down 2 da last hair and it jus wasnt comin out so he got pissed off and scream come out of there u little black bastard, da black guy replied and said i aint comin out til da rest of them do........lmao.........~1~

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ok there is a chinese guy, white guy, and a black guy.......and the wana see who had the biggest dick.......so they go to a roof.......then the chinese guy is pretty confident........pulls down his pants and his dick goes 1/4 the way down.......the other 2 men are impressed.....now its the white guys turn......he pulls down his apnts and his dick reaches the 3 quarters the way down..........the other two men are impressed.......and then the black guy pulls down his pants and his dick reaches the bottom and across the street........the other two start laughin........he looks at them and asks why.......and they say..............cuz there is a steam roller comin down the street..........lol......

ok this guy wants to open a bar........he gets one built and he cant think of a good name......so he names it after his wife.......diana.......his thinks its too plain......so he thinsk what he likes best about her...her legs....so he names it dianas legs.........the next day......3 drunks are loiterin outside and a cop rolls up and asks them why they are outside...........they reply..........."we're waitin for diana's legs to open so we can get a drink".....

a blonde brunette and a redhead all decde to jump off a cliff............who lands first?
the brunette and redhead cuz the blonda had to stop and ask for directions......lol

blonde brunette and a redhead are all drivin in a desert rd and their car breaks down.......they see a cactus and decide to grab one thing and meet there............the brunette brings a canteen incase she gets thirsty.......the redhead brings some food for something to eat incase she gets hungry...........and the blonde comes over with the car door......and they ask "why did you bring that".......she replies...."so i can roll the window down incase it gets hot".......lol

ok 3 guys stay the night at this hot ladies house..........the next day she leaves for the store and says for them to not go in her closet...........they ponder and ponder why she said that.......they eventually look in the closet......and she comes home to find them in it..........then she asks the one guy what his faher was......he said "a butcher" so che chopped his dick off with a meat cleaver.....she asked the second guy what his dad was he said "a lumberjack" so she cut his off his dick with a chainsaw.........the third guy lokks at her and snickers.......she asks him what hid father was.......he said " a lollypop tester.........so you gota suck mine off bitch"

#38551 incase any were funny to you

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ok there was this girl and she wanted to borrow the car and so she went downstairs and she was all can i borrow the car and hes all only if u suck my dick , she then goes upstairs and her friends call and say there waiting so she goes bak down stairs and says ok dad ill suck ur didck he pulls it out she says why does ur dick smell like shit and then he says o wait i forgot ur brother has the car tonite ....<did i do it...?

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