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Old 08-26-04, 11:04 AM   #1
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Ok here si a long joke but funny as hell....

Ok there are three friends: Mr. Tutrle, Mr. Buzzard, and Mr. rabbit,
They want to get together and make a house.... so mr. buzzard goes out to the yard to grow a garden.... and Mr. turtle starts on the house.... Then Mr. rappit goes to get some Manuor ( cow poop ) for the garden...\

>.........................

Mr. rabbit comes back later and there is a big mansion.... he goes up to the dorr and knocks.... then a buttler comes to the door... and mr. rabbit asks ... Where is mr. buzzard?..
And the buttler says: " Mr. Buz-ARD is out in the yARD...
Then Mr. rabbit says: "where is mr. turtle??....
Then The buttler says.. " Mr. Tur-tELL.. is out by the wELL...
Then mr. rabbit says... well tell them Mr. Rab-IT Is here with the shIT!!


HA HA HA!!... lol i love that one!
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Old 08-27-04, 12:34 PM   #2
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I got A Joke.........A Lil Racist But Aiiiiiight..................................

WHATS THE PROBLEM WITH 4 CRACKERS DRIBIN OFF A CLIFF IN A PICK-UP TRUCK???

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THERES ROOM FOR AT LEAST 4 MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahah, No Disrespect To My White Bruh'z In This World, But That Joke Gets Me Everytime!! HAHAHA!!!


thats supposed to be....
whats wrong with 4 black's in a caddillac driving off a cliff? There's room for 5.

But I guess if your black. There's reason to change it.
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Old 08-26-04, 10:57 AM   #3
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i got this 1.........its not a nu 1 but i kinna like it


3 friends called "nothing,nobody and mad" lived in an appartment toghether...

one day "nothing" fell down from the window...
"nobody" saw him and told "mad" to call the police...
mad calls and says :
Mad :hello!...nothing fell from the window and nobody saw him
then the police man says : are u sick?
then mad says : no im mad!!

lmfao...i like this shit
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Old 08-26-04, 11:42 AM   #4
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Old 08-26-04, 11:52 AM   #5
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heres some jokes


Why are black people so good at Basketball

Cause They Can Run Steal And Shoot hahahah Im Halarious


What was the name of the mexican wit a Ruber Toe

His Name was RUBERTOE ahahahaha i crack myself up
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Old 08-26-04, 11:55 AM   #6
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aight

there's 3 guys standin outside a pub a cop pulls over and ask them what they're doin in unison they answer
waitin for the Queens Legs tah open so we can get a drink...
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Old 08-26-04, 11:56 AM   #7
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Your a straight man who likes women^^




thats a joke right there


CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

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Old 08-26-04, 11:56 AM   #8
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why do mexicans have those little chain steering wheels...........................
it's easier tah drive with handcuffs on ....
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Old 08-26-04, 11:57 AM   #9
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that was aimed at the other dude hoe
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that was aimed at the other dude hoe



I think that says it wink
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Old 08-26-04, 11:58 AM   #11
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Old 08-26-04, 12:45 PM   #12
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your moms so fat... she sits around the house...

Get it.. " AROUND " the house
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Old 08-26-04, 12:46 PM   #13
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your mum's so fat her belt size is the equator
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Old 08-26-04, 12:48 PM   #14
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your moms so fat.. she asked to barrow my moms belt!
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Old 08-26-04, 01:00 PM   #15
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I got one.....
What does G-unit's money look like?

dey only have a BUCK 50 in da BANK!
1.50!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
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