Just Vibe with it and feel free to add on!!
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These are things that every Women should know about Men......ENJOY!!

*1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

*2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.

*3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

*4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

*5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

*6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.

*7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

*8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.

*9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

*10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.

*11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.

*12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.

*13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

*14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees,B5, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

*15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

*16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

*17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

*18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

*19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.

* 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.

*21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

*22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.

*23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

*24. PMS is not an excuse.

*25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.

*26 Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

*27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.

*28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.

*29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart,
stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.

*30. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.

*31. Don’t say we have an ego just cause we think were right.

*32. No you cant help me shave, the only person i trust with a razor that close to my Juggular is ME.

*33. Dont alwase leave it up to us to think of a subject to talk about, you have a brain too ya know.

*34. Dont ask us "Boxers Or Briefs?" its like us asking you "Thong Or Granny Panties?" its just not right.

*35. Never ask us to change the channel from an action flick right after we got finished watching a movie on Lifetime or something...fair is fair

*36. If you find porn in our closet or something theres a reason its there instead of in the VCR....YOU.....and if we didnt want you to find it you wouldent!!

*37. Never make fun of our Johnson when its small, when you know what it looks like when it gets big.

*38. If you really want us to fall in love with you, make us something to eat right after sex.....perferably a sandwitch with some sort of meat in it, and a large glass of Kool-Aid.

*39. Never be afraid to look a man that you find attractive in his eye, if he looks in your eye for more than half a second he finds you attractive also.

*40. Finially if you walk in on us shaving our carrot either turn around and leave, or join in, but never under any circumstances just stand there staring, we know we look weird but thats just how we like to do it.
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oh and if you have myspace post it....so women can fuckin learn!!!

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Originally Posted by Indeph Lyricalsolja you illy on the sickness tip.

Lol @ 24, truuuuuth, i hate that.

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BUAWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!..... ill as hell list. I laughed out loud at most of them... I'm MOS DEF adding onto this list later.... word. And I hear ya on the last one LOL.... Been there before....

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list=dope as hell lol

*7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

it makes me wana cry

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"*38. If you really want us to fall in love with you, make us something to eat right after sex.....perferably a sandwitch with some sort of meat in it, and a large glass of Kool-Aid"

i usually skip the middle woman and just fuck the sandwich

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A lot of these I thought were trying to be too nice and diplomatic...

But some were written well.

41. If you say how hot a guy is, then expect us to talk bout other girls.
42. It isn't a sign of weakness that we want to buy your ticket, we are being nice.

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43. if we rape u, take it az a compliment, werd

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lmfao... definitely.

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lmao now thats fucked up..

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Originally Posted by Indeph Lyricalsolja you illy on the sickness tip.

lmao colby= the truth

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personally, i thought alot of the list was kinda gay....

and id like to argue #14...

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