Jaw Show Awe: sup
FuxJustaWord: watsup
Jaw Show Awe: meh, chilling
Jaw Show Awe: yo, you don't live in Quebec do you? or Canada?
FuxJustaWord: no... lmao, chitown
Jaw Show Awe: damn man, i'm trying to get some guys to come down to the rape tomorow night but no one lives in canada
FuxJustaWord: to the rape?
Jaw Show Awe: it's this huge party, where all the guys and girls come dressed in tight leather, and everyguy chooses a partner, then one of the couples get in the middle and the guys starts having sex with the girl, and she pretends she's getting raped
Jaw Show Awe: it's like once a month
Jaw Show Awe: it'll be my 3rd time going
FuxJustaWord: freaky ass shit
FuxJustaWord: ive heard about those type of parties before...... minus the leather
Jaw Show Awe: well it's not for everyone, but it's really cool once you get into it
Jaw Show Awe: like, my first time I was nervous and shit, and I thought it was weird too, but everyone was so supposrtive
FuxJustaWord: lol, supportive
Jaw Show Awe: yes, they gave me tips and everything
Jaw Show Awe: I have a book
FuxJustaWord: kama sutra?
Jaw Show Awe: no silly, rapes for the 21'st century, it's a classic amongst our cult, the leader wrote it, you won't find it at a book shop
Jaw Show Awe: only memebers get to have one
Jaw Show Awe: but yo, you know what's really fun about the whole gathering though?
FuxJustaWord: wat?
Jaw Show Awe: after every couple has had there turn in the middle, we all take a drink from the magic well, wich is filled of juice mixed with acid in the the middle of the mansion, and we all trip out
FuxJustaWord: this sounds like some crazy shit, wtf
Jaw Show Awe: then we go outside and look for a girl, and when we find one we pin her down in a dark alley and rape her, even the girls will join in, so it's really fun, hense why it's called a "rape"
Jaw Show Awe: but you know what i'm still skeptical about?
FuxJustaWord: wat
FuxJustaWord: wtf, u rape a random girl.... ur fuckin with me
FuxJustaWord: lol
Jaw Show Awe: if we don't find a girl to rape come 12:00 am, we have to go back to the mansion and our leader beats us all
FuxJustaWord: lmfao s&m
Jaw Show Awe: i'm glad we were able to find a girl on my first time
Jaw Show Awe: you never heard of the Paradise land theories? Or Kahlil Gibrans Children of the angels?
FuxJustaWord: nope, not at all
Jaw Show Awe: he's world wide
FuxJustaWord: enlighten me
Jaw Show Awe: well, Kahlils our cult master, and every group of a cult has a leader, the cult leaders are really high in rankings, but Kahlil is the ultimate power, i've never seen him, as of now I don't deserve too though, I hope one day I can be one of the lucky few who he takes to the promise land come the end of the world
Jaw Show Awe: you should seriously consider joining, you'll start off as an ordinary cult memeber, but if you stay with it long enough and give your complete trust and faith to Kahlil, you can embark on the Journey
Jaw Show Awe: are you interested in joining?
Jaw Show Awe: you'll feel so good if you do, I promise, become an angels child, I can tell you how if you'd like?
FuxJustaWord: haha no im ok
FuxJustaWord: ill be a normal person
Jaw Show Awe: what is that supposed to mean?
Jaw Show Awe: we are not normall people, your right, we all angles children, we are blessed, never doubt the word of Kahlil
Jaw Show Awe: he is god
FuxJustaWord: lmao, u are crazy if ur bein serious
Jaw Show Awe: ok, your the one that's crazy, you have no idea how fun it is, Kahlil tells us the anual sacrifice is fun, so therfore it is, we can't doubt him
Jaw Show Awe: are you sure you don't wanna embark with us?
Jaw Show Awe: i'm waiting for your decision...
FuxJustaWord: no i dont, lol
Jaw Show Awe: all you have to do is leave your familly behind, but it's written in Kahlils word that our familly isn't actually our real familly, the members of our cult, there our actuall familly
FuxJustaWord: hahahha
Jaw Show Awe: because only our members can be children of the angels
Jaw Show Awe: what's so funny?
FuxJustaWord: nothin nothin
Jaw Show Awe: it's so logical, think about it?
Jaw Show Awe: don't you agree?
FuxJustaWord: nope, not really
Jaw Show Awe: I guess your one of the forsaken as Kahlil says
Jaw Show Awe: he's so smart
Jaw Show Awe: I can't wait to give myself to him
Jaw Show Awe: he's gonna fly us all to Mars, before the earth is destroyed, do you know why?
Jaw Show Awe: well do you?
FuxJustaWord: nope
FuxJustaWord: why?
Jaw Show Awe: because we will meet our other leader on Mars, that's what the journey is for, to meet our true leader, only the chosen and most pure will get to join Kahlil on this journey, do you know who are real leader is?
Jaw Show Awe: well do you?
Jaw Show Awe: I need to know if you know, do you know who it is?
FuxJustaWord: lol, no io dont know
FuxJustaWord: Jesus
Jaw Show Awe: well Spul does, so does 9th Degree, or Sebastien and Paul, or how they are known by their real names, Gagron and Lybaster
FuxJustaWord: ohhhh yea
FuxJustaWord: Lybaster, sounds about right
Jaw Show Awe: no, you can't know why we are givin new names, that's sacred word given to members only
Jaw Show Awe: I was the one who got them to join
FuxJustaWord: liar
Jaw Show Awe: i'll prove it, ask them
Jaw Show Awe: don't you know who our real leader is? The one Clarice that has even more power then Kahlil? The one who has ulitmate power, he IS the center of the universe
Jaw Show Awe: well do you know?
Jaw Show Awe: well, I need to know, do you?
FuxJustaWord: no i do not!
FuxJustaWord: he doesnt exist
FuxJustaWord: brainwashed u have been
Jaw Show Awe: you might not believe this, but his name is Ashton Kutcher
Jaw Show Awe: and do you know why his name is Ashton Kutcher?
Jaw Show Awe: well do you,
FuxJustaWord: lma0o
Jaw Show Awe: cuz you just been PUNKED
FuxJustaWord: cuz i got punkd
Jaw Show Awe: lmfaoooooooooooooo
Jaw Show Awe: omfg
FuxJustaWord: lmfao
Jaw Show Awe: *posts on RV*

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Meh, one time I threw tomatoes at a retirement home shuttle bus. Now that was a good punking!

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stfu before I slash your wheels truck boy.

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ok.....so u owned him how????

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kid actually believed I was in a cult and shit yo.

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this e-punk owned that shit

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this is gay, my punking of kol B in our forums is alot doper than this.

werd...... he got me until he talked about rapin random girls...... lmao

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...The real Renegade before Hova...

I thought you said you got him to join..heh

You gotta work on your punking skills..

Jaw Show Awe (11:08:55 AM): it's so funny
Jaw Show Awe (11:09:04 AM): I got him trying to join my "cult"
Jaw Show Awe (11:09:05 AM): omfg
U Wan Taco (11:09:10 AM): wtf
U Wan Taco (11:09:16 AM): what sort of cult
Jaw Show Awe (11:09:17 AM): lmao, this punking is the best ever
Jaw Show Awe (11:09:22 AM): I cult that rapes chicks
Jaw Show Awe (11:09:24 AM): LMAO

that isn't a punking....i dont consider it a punking unless the lie ur telling actually has an actual affect on his life..which this clearly doesn't...frankly, you could tell he could care less the entire time

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Wtf is this???
Too long to read dude..

^^exactly........................

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that was at hydro

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who cares, omfg, this shit was funny though. he was just like, wtf? your crazy and shit, he was almost believing it, hense it's a punk.

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