yo yo here goez i aint knowin if ya'll 50 cent and eminem punkz be feelin rhymez dis dope but if you izz den you in lizuck. tell me whatcha think

i aint gay
call me gay
ya'll gonna pay
how could i be gay?
i got a laday!
fo sheezy
ya'll take it eazy
cold wind be breezy
yo mama really skeezy
girl dont tease me
i kick yo dog
it ate my frog
i hit it with a log
threw tha body in a bog
then i ate your hog
and slaughtered your pig
that big was big
then i smoked a cigg
i hate shoes
that iz covered in booze
i broke a bottle on you head
yo, it bled red
my name aint ted
i'm driver, you a ped
put yo ta bed
where you belong
you girl wear a thong
dont take to long
when ya sing my song
tha other day
got a call from dre
said hey
write me a song, homay
i said 'fo sheez'
he said 'thanx and pleaze'
then i capped him in his knees
stole his car keys


peace