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01-27-05, 05:38 PM | #1 | ||
Only the Illist
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make me laugh for 1 million rv dollars
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aight heres how it goes... tell me your funniest joke... the one that makes me laugh the most will win 1 million rv dollars... this will end at 10pm eastern time tonight so tell away and i will check later to see how things are going.
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01-27-05, 05:41 PM | #2 | ||
Simply Dope
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alright heres mine... im dope...
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01-27-05, 05:43 PM | #3 | |
.::Relaunched Original::.
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ummm..okay..
Whats funnier than a zombie baby swinging on a fan? ........ ........ ........ hitting it with a shovel when it comes around...
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01-27-05, 05:47 PM | #4 | ||
the medicine man
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man comes home finds his wife missing........
calls everyone he knows and cant find her.. 2 days later he comes home from work and sees her sitting at the kitchen table eating."What happened to you" he asks "i was kidnapped by 4 men and forced to have intense sex with them all week long" she says...." But you've only been gone for 2 days" he says to her........... "i know, I had stop by to get something eat" she says |
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01-27-05, 05:47 PM | #5 | ||
Rastafari Walk Tall
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..........how do u get 5million somalians into a phone box..
-put a can of baked beans in the telephone box- ............how do you get the somaliains out of the phone box................. -run past wid tha can opener--
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01-27-05, 05:49 PM | #6 | ||
the medicine man
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whats the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
. the washing machine doesnt follow you around all week after you put a load in her! |
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01-27-05, 06:19 PM | #7 | ||
Tha 1st member of S.W.A
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theres 2 gay guys, 1 of them sez he's gonna go in tha bathroom and wack off, he goes in tha bathroom. tha utha gay guy tells him 2 wait fo him so they can do it 2gether. so tha guy finishes wutever he wuz doing and goes in tha bathroom. theres cum all over tha wall. he sez 2 tha utha guy "hey, i thought i told u 2 wait fo me?" tha utha guy goes "i didnt do it yet... i just farted" LOL
wuts tha speed of sex?... 68, then u gotta turn around. theres these 2 old people, a guy and a girl, they always go walkin thru a park and they sit on a bench. so 1 day tha old man sez sumthin 2 tha old lady about havin sex, and she's like "we're 2 old 2 have sex" so he's like "well... could u maybe just put ur hand on it?" so she duz. tha next day tha old lady walks in tha park and see's tha old man on tha bench wif a different old lady, and she has her hand on hiz cock. so she gits right pissed and sez "wut's she got that i dont?!?!?!?" and he sez... "parkensenze" (or however u spell it) lol, i dunno, just sum shit i herd b4, werd
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01-27-05, 07:36 PM | #8 | |||
I eat kitty's for lunch.
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I liked that one... But Mine..... A Fag Couple and a Lesbian Couple. Both driving from New York to California. Which Couple arrives in Cali first? . . . . . .. The Lesbians. Why? Cus the Lesbians were doin 69, And the Fags were still Packin Their Shit.
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01-28-05, 01:08 PM | #9 | ||
(TeamOne)
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Damn, how about this... the fags were already in C.A.L.I. packin his shit |
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01-27-05, 07:17 PM | #10 | ||
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I lost my job yesterday as phone sex opperator. The dude was just about to cum and i farted into the phone.
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01-27-05, 07:31 PM | #11 | ||
Light Weight
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How Did Dairy Queen Get Pregnant???
. . . . . . . . . . Burger King 4got To Wrap His Whopper
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me vs. L~S...i think he cheated tho so check wut i posted b4 u read tha posts... StAcKiN Gs 'n LiGhTiN dat pUrPlE open mic |
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01-27-05, 07:41 PM | #12 | ||
Light Weight
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hahaha gotta giv mr jet props on dat 1...got me crackin up
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me vs. L~S...i think he cheated tho so check wut i posted b4 u read tha posts... StAcKiN Gs 'n LiGhTiN dat pUrPlE open mic |
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01-27-05, 07:49 PM | #13 | ||
Light Weight
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yo wicked...u a blood?
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me vs. L~S...i think he cheated tho so check wut i posted b4 u read tha posts... StAcKiN Gs 'n LiGhTiN dat pUrPlE open mic |
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01-27-05, 08:10 PM | #14 | ||
Only the Illist
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lmao so far carson is in the lead with the fag joke. lmao had me laughin real hard... little under 2 hours to make me laugh so fuckin do it people
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01-27-05, 08:15 PM | #15 | ||
Middle Weight
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There are 3 pregnant women sitting in a doctor's office. One's a redhead, one's a brunette, ones a blond! The redhead says I had sex on my stomach so I'm having a girl. The brunette says I had sex on my back to I'm having a boy! All of a sudden da blond starts crying! They other two asks her why is she crying! She said I'm having a dog!
If you didn't get dat she had sex doggy style!
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