aight heres how it goes... tell me your funniest joke... the one that makes me laugh the most will win 1 million rv dollars... this will end at 10pm eastern time tonight so tell away and i will check later to see how things are going.

alright heres mine... im dope...

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the new testamin ft. anxiety (must see)

Bubba Bible Ft. Ajax[/SIZE]

ummm..okay..

Whats funnier than a zombie baby swinging on a fan?

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hitting it with a shovel when it comes around...

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man comes home finds his wife missing........
calls everyone he knows and cant find her..
2 days later he comes home from work and sees her sitting
at the kitchen table eating."What happened to you" he asks
"i was kidnapped by 4 men and forced to have intense sex with
them all week long" she says...." But you've only been gone for
2 days" he says to her...........
"i know, I had stop by to get something eat" she says

..........how do u get 5million somalians into a phone box..

-put a can of baked beans in the telephone box-

............how do you get the somaliains out of the phone box.................

-run past wid tha can opener--

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whats the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
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the washing machine doesnt follow you around all week after you put a load in her!

theres 2 gay guys, 1 of them sez he's gonna go in tha bathroom and wack off, he goes in tha bathroom. tha utha gay guy tells him 2 wait fo him so they can do it 2gether. so tha guy finishes wutever he wuz doing and goes in tha bathroom. theres cum all over tha wall. he sez 2 tha utha guy "hey, i thought i told u 2 wait fo me?" tha utha guy goes "i didnt do it yet... i just farted" LOL

wuts tha speed of sex?... 68, then u gotta turn around.

theres these 2 old people, a guy and a girl, they always go walkin thru a park and they sit on a bench. so 1 day tha old man sez sumthin 2 tha old lady about havin sex, and she's like "we're 2 old 2 have sex" so he's like "well... could u maybe just put ur hand on it?" so she duz. tha next day tha old lady walks in tha park and see's tha old man on tha bench wif a different old lady, and she has her hand on hiz cock. so she gits right pissed and sez "wut's she got that i dont?!?!?!?" and he sez... "parkensenze" (or however u spell it)

lol, i dunno, just sum shit i herd b4, werd

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I lost my job yesterday as phone sex opperator. The dude was just about to cum and i farted into the phone.

How Did Dairy Queen Get Pregnant???
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Burger King 4got To Wrap His Whopper

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me vs. L~S...i think he cheated tho so check wut i posted b4 u read tha posts... StAcKiN Gs 'n LiGhTiN dat pUrPlE

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I liked that one...

But Mine.....

A Fag Couple and a Lesbian Couple. Both driving from New York to California.
Which Couple arrives in Cali first?
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The Lesbians. Why?
Cus the Lesbians were doin 69,
And the Fags were still Packin Their Shit.

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The opposite of LatinKitten.

hahaha gotta giv mr jet props on dat 1...got me crackin up

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me vs. L~S...i think he cheated tho so check wut i posted b4 u read tha posts... StAcKiN Gs 'n LiGhTiN dat pUrPlE

open mic

yo wicked...u a blood?

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me vs. L~S...i think he cheated tho so check wut i posted b4 u read tha posts... StAcKiN Gs 'n LiGhTiN dat pUrPlE

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lmao so far carson is in the lead with the fag joke. lmao had me laughin real hard... little under 2 hours to make me laugh so fuckin do it people

ok heres one that you will get its so witty...


your raps get less noticed then bangor..........

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